South Park Quotes
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    23009
      Cartman:
      How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
      -Cartman
      23008
        Ms. Garrison:
        Evolution is a hair brained theory that says i'm a monkey, i'm not a monkey! i'm a woman!
        -Ms. Garrison
        23007
          Mr. Garrison:
          Women dont want to read about romance they want to read about big powerful shlongs!
          -Mr. Garrison
          23006
            Randy Marsh:
            Stan theres just better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be watching tv or laying in bed.
            -Randy Marsh
            23005
              Butters:
              I cant whistle if I eat too many crackers
              -Butters
              23004
                mr. hankey:
                chef...your salty balls have brought me back to life!
                -mr. hankey
                23003
                  man to another man:
                  *studio crowd kills kenny*
                  man 1: oh my god...i found a penny!
                  man 2: you bastard!
                  -man to another man
                  23002
                    Kyle and Cartman:
                    Kyle: I thought your mom was your dad 'cause we saw she had a penis Cartman: WHAT!!! you son of a bitch!
                    -Kyle and Cartman
                    23001
                      Liv:
                      No Cartman, I don't want to marry you. You're too young for me!
                      -Liv
                      23000
                        kenny:
                        himhmmmihmmmimm
                        -kenny
                        22999
                          Cartman:
                          Suck my a**hole you stupid taco bender!!!
                          -Cartman
                          22998
                            A.L.F. Member:
                            Save the whales mother f**ker.
                            -A.L.F. Member
                            22997
                              Butters:
                              Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?
                              -Butters
                              22996
                                cartman's mom and kyle:
                                cartmansmom:eric isint fat hes just big boned kyle:then he must have a huge bon in his ass!
                                -cartman's mom and kyle
                                22995
                                  Al Gore:
                                  I am super-duper serial.
                                  -Al Gore
                                  22994
                                    Crazy Bus driver:
                                    SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUPPPPPPP,OR I'LL SHOOT THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!
                                    -Crazy Bus driver
                                    22993
                                      Kyle:
                                      Cart man,you fat ass!
                                      -Kyle
                                      22992
                                        Cartman and his mom:
                                        Cartman: Mom, Kenny called kitty and dildo!!
                                        Carman's Mom: I know a special kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonite...
                                        -Cartman and his mom
                                        22991
                                          Big Gay Al:
                                          Oh, my carrot cake!
                                          -Big Gay Al
                                          22990
                                            Cartman:
                                            Oh dear, I shoudn't have ate the chile! *farts fire*
                                            -Cartman