South Park Quotes
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      Cartman:
      (sings) I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.
      -Cartman
      23010
        Kenny:
        What the f*ck are stem cells?
        -Kenny
        23009
          Cartman:
          How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
          -Cartman
          23008
            Ms. Garrison:
            Evolution is a hair brained theory that says i'm a monkey, i'm not a monkey! i'm a woman!
            -Ms. Garrison
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              Mr. Garrison:
              Women dont want to read about romance they want to read about big powerful shlongs!
              -Mr. Garrison
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                Randy Marsh:
                Stan theres just better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be watching tv or laying in bed.
                -Randy Marsh
                23005
                  Butters:
                  I cant whistle if I eat too many crackers
                  -Butters
                  23004
                    mr. hankey:
                    chef...your salty balls have brought me back to life!
                    -mr. hankey
                    23003
                      man to another man:
                      *studio crowd kills kenny*
                      man 1: oh my god...i found a penny!
                      man 2: you bastard!
                      -man to another man
                      23002
                        Kyle and Cartman:
                        Kyle: I thought your mom was your dad 'cause we saw she had a penis Cartman: WHAT!!! you son of a bitch!
                        -Kyle and Cartman
                        23001
                          Liv:
                          No Cartman, I don't want to marry you. You're too young for me!
                          -Liv
                          23000
                            kenny:
                            himhmmmihmmmimm
                            -kenny
                            22999
                              Cartman:
                              Suck my a**hole you stupid taco bender!!!
                              -Cartman
                              22998
                                A.L.F. Member:
                                Save the whales mother f**ker.
                                -A.L.F. Member
                                22997
                                  Butters:
                                  Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?
                                  -Butters
                                  22996
                                    cartman's mom and kyle:
                                    cartmansmom:eric isint fat hes just big boned kyle:then he must have a huge bon in his ass!
                                    -cartman's mom and kyle
                                    22995
                                      Al Gore:
                                      I am super-duper serial.
                                      -Al Gore
                                      22994
                                        Crazy Bus driver:
                                        SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUPPPPPPP,OR I'LL SHOOT THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!
                                        -Crazy Bus driver
                                        22993
                                          Kyle:
                                          Cart man,you fat ass!
                                          -Kyle
                                          22992
                                            Cartman and his mom:
                                            Cartman: Mom, Kenny called kitty and dildo!!
                                            Carman's Mom: I know a special kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonite...
                                            -Cartman and his mom