South Park Quotes
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    23005
      Butters:
      I cant whistle if I eat too many crackers
      -Butters
      23004
        mr. hankey:
        chef...your salty balls have brought me back to life!
        -mr. hankey
        23003
          man to another man:
          *studio crowd kills kenny*
          man 1: oh my god...i found a penny!
          man 2: you bastard!
          -man to another man
          23002
            Kyle and Cartman:
            Kyle: I thought your mom was your dad 'cause we saw she had a penis Cartman: WHAT!!! you son of a bitch!
            -Kyle and Cartman
            23001
              Liv:
              No Cartman, I don't want to marry you. You're too young for me!
              -Liv
              23000
                kenny:
                himhmmmihmmmimm
                -kenny
                22999
                  Cartman:
                  Suck my a**hole you stupid taco bender!!!
                  -Cartman
                  22998
                    A.L.F. Member:
                    Save the whales mother f**ker.
                    -A.L.F. Member
                    22997
                      Butters:
                      Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?
                      -Butters
                      22996
                        cartman's mom and kyle:
                        cartmansmom:eric isint fat hes just big boned kyle:then he must have a huge bon in his ass!
                        -cartman's mom and kyle
                        22995
                          Al Gore:
                          I am super-duper serial.
                          -Al Gore
                          22994
                            Crazy Bus driver:
                            SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUPPPPPPP,OR I'LL SHOOT THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!
                            -Crazy Bus driver
                            22993
                              Kyle:
                              Cart man,you fat ass!
                              -Kyle
                              22992
                                Cartman and his mom:
                                Cartman: Mom, Kenny called kitty and dildo!!
                                Carman's Mom: I know a special kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonite...
                                -Cartman and his mom
                                22991
                                  Big Gay Al:
                                  Oh, my carrot cake!
                                  -Big Gay Al
                                  22990
                                    Cartman:
                                    Oh dear, I shoudn't have ate the chile! *farts fire*
                                    -Cartman
                                    22989
                                      Ike:
                                      Cookie monster!
                                      -Ike
                                      22988
                                        scientist:
                                        Big floppy donkey dick
                                        -scientist
                                        22987
                                          Rednecks:
                                          They took our jobs
                                          -Rednecks
                                          22986
                                            Officer Barbrady:
                                            O.K, by then.
                                            -Officer Barbrady