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    23004
      mr. hankey:
      chef...your salty balls have brought me back to life!
      -mr. hankey
      23003
        man to another man:
        *studio crowd kills kenny*
        man 1: oh my god...i found a penny!
        man 2: you bastard!
        -man to another man
        23002
          Kyle and Cartman:
          Kyle: I thought your mom was your dad 'cause we saw she had a penis Cartman: WHAT!!! you son of a bitch!
          -Kyle and Cartman
          23001
            Liv:
            No Cartman, I don't want to marry you. You're too young for me!
            -Liv
            23000
              kenny:
              himhmmmihmmmimm
              -kenny
              22999
                Cartman:
                Suck my a**hole you stupid taco bender!!!
                -Cartman
                22998
                  A.L.F. Member:
                  Save the whales mother f**ker.
                  -A.L.F. Member
                  22997
                    Butters:
                    Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?
                    -Butters
                    22996
                      cartman's mom and kyle:
                      cartmansmom:eric isint fat hes just big boned kyle:then he must have a huge bon in his ass!
                      -cartman's mom and kyle
                      22995
                        Al Gore:
                        I am super-duper serial.
                        -Al Gore
                        22994
                          Crazy Bus driver:
                          SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUPPPPPPP,OR I'LL SHOOT THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!
                          -Crazy Bus driver
                          22993
                            Kyle:
                            Cart man,you fat ass!
                            -Kyle
                            22992
                              Cartman and his mom:
                              Cartman: Mom, Kenny called kitty and dildo!!
                              Carman's Mom: I know a special kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonite...
                              -Cartman and his mom
                              22991
                                Big Gay Al:
                                Oh, my carrot cake!
                                -Big Gay Al
                                22990
                                  Cartman:
                                  Oh dear, I shoudn't have ate the chile! *farts fire*
                                  -Cartman
                                  22989
                                    Ike:
                                    Cookie monster!
                                    -Ike
                                    22988
                                      scientist:
                                      Big floppy donkey dick
                                      -scientist
                                      22987
                                        Rednecks:
                                        They took our jobs
                                        -Rednecks
                                        22986
                                          Officer Barbrady:
                                          O.K, by then.
                                          -Officer Barbrady
                                          22985
                                            Stan:
                                            I want a goddamn cheeseburger with some goddamn fries you f*cking gooback.
                                            -Stan