South Park Quotes
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    23023
      Tonight; on Cop Drama; on TV; They're gonna say: Sh*t
      -Cartman
      23022
        Mr. Garrison:
        No, I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
        -Mr. Garrison
        23021
          Cartman:
          i'll tell you what's wrong! i've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! and if i don't get to play real soon i'm gonna bust a nut!
          -Cartman
          23020
            Butters:
            My Precious..They took my precious..
            -Butters
            23019
              Butters:
              I'm Professor Chaos, and you can be General Dissary.
              -Butters
              23018
                Mr. Garrison:
                (Regarding women) I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
                -Mr. Garrison
                23017
                  Cartman:
                  You're breaking my balls.
                  -Cartman
                  23016
                    Redneck:
                    If you don't like american ways, why don't you just get out...
                    -Redneck
                    23015
                      Cartman and Kyle:
                      kyle: what about you messege from god? cartman: oh, i am no afraid of him, he is a pussy! hey god, you know i was just kidding!
                      -Cartman and Kyle
                      23014
                        Evil towlee:
                        dont forget to bring a towel!
                        -Evil towlee
                        23013
                          Cartman:
                          Cartman! Duhrrrrrrr!
                          -Cartman
                          23012
                            Ike:
                            Ike made a neno
                            -Ike
                            23011
                              Cartman:
                              (sings) I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.
                              -Cartman
                              23010
                                Kenny:
                                What the f*ck are stem cells?
                                -Kenny
                                23009
                                  Cartman:
                                  How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
                                  -Cartman
                                  23008
                                    Ms. Garrison:
                                    Evolution is a hair brained theory that says i'm a monkey, i'm not a monkey! i'm a woman!
                                    -Ms. Garrison
                                    23007
                                      Mr. Garrison:
                                      Women dont want to read about romance they want to read about big powerful shlongs!
                                      -Mr. Garrison
                                      23006
                                        Randy Marsh:
                                        Stan theres just better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be watching tv or laying in bed.
                                        -Randy Marsh
                                        23005
                                          Butters:
                                          I cant whistle if I eat too many crackers
                                          -Butters
                                          23004
                                            mr. hankey:
                                            chef...your salty balls have brought me back to life!
                                            -mr. hankey