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      I'm not an R-tard - Randy Marsh
      23030
        Whatever! I'll do what I want! - Cartman
        23029
          Let this be our final battle... - Cartman to Kyle
          23028
            Oh, yeah? Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of 'Crack whore magazine'! - Stan to Cartman
            23027
              Scissor Me Timbers!
              Mrs.Garrison
              23026
                Cartman: "You better not lose that ticket kenny or else imma kick you in the nuts! (the nuts the nuts the nuts)"
                23025
                  Cartman: " Mom kitty's being a dildo!" Cartman's mom:"well i know a certain kitty kitty that sleeping with mommy tonight"
                  23024
                    howdy ho!

                    - mr hanky
                    23023
                      Tonight; on Cop Drama; on TV; They're gonna say: Sh*t
                      -Cartman
                      23022
                        Mr. Garrison:
                        No, I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
                        -Mr. Garrison
                        23021
                          Cartman:
                          i'll tell you what's wrong! i've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! and if i don't get to play real soon i'm gonna bust a nut!
                          -Cartman
                          23020
                            Butters:
                            My Precious..They took my precious..
                            -Butters
                            23019
                              Butters:
                              I'm Professor Chaos, and you can be General Dissary.
                              -Butters
                              23018
                                Mr. Garrison:
                                (Regarding women) I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
                                -Mr. Garrison
                                23017
                                  Cartman:
                                  You're breaking my balls.
                                  -Cartman
                                  23016
                                    Redneck:
                                    If you don't like american ways, why don't you just get out...
                                    -Redneck
                                    23015
                                      Cartman and Kyle:
                                      kyle: what about you messege from god? cartman: oh, i am no afraid of him, he is a pussy! hey god, you know i was just kidding!
                                      -Cartman and Kyle
                                      23014
                                        Evil towlee:
                                        dont forget to bring a towel!
                                        -Evil towlee
                                        23013
                                          Cartman:
                                          Cartman! Duhrrrrrrr!
                                          -Cartman
                                          23012
                                            Ike:
                                            Ike made a neno
                                            -Ike