South Park Quotes
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      Cartman: " Mom kitty's being a dildo!" Cartman's mom:"well i know a certain kitty kitty that sleeping with mommy tonight"
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        howdy ho!

        - mr hanky
        23023
          Tonight; on Cop Drama; on TV; They're gonna say: Sh*t
          -Cartman
          23022
            Mr. Garrison:
            No, I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
            -Mr. Garrison
            23021
              Cartman:
              i'll tell you what's wrong! i've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! and if i don't get to play real soon i'm gonna bust a nut!
              -Cartman
              23020
                Butters:
                My Precious..They took my precious..
                -Butters
                23019
                  Butters:
                  I'm Professor Chaos, and you can be General Dissary.
                  -Butters
                  23018
                    Mr. Garrison:
                    (Regarding women) I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
                    -Mr. Garrison
                    23017
                      Cartman:
                      You're breaking my balls.
                      -Cartman
                      23016
                        Redneck:
                        If you don't like american ways, why don't you just get out...
                        -Redneck
                        23015
                          Cartman and Kyle:
                          kyle: what about you messege from god? cartman: oh, i am no afraid of him, he is a pussy! hey god, you know i was just kidding!
                          -Cartman and Kyle
                          23014
                            Evil towlee:
                            dont forget to bring a towel!
                            -Evil towlee
                            23013
                              Cartman:
                              Cartman! Duhrrrrrrr!
                              -Cartman
                              23012
                                Ike:
                                Ike made a neno
                                -Ike
                                23011
                                  Cartman:
                                  (sings) I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.
                                  -Cartman
                                  23010
                                    Kenny:
                                    What the f*ck are stem cells?
                                    -Kenny
                                    23009
                                      Cartman:
                                      How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
                                      -Cartman
                                      23008
                                        Ms. Garrison:
                                        Evolution is a hair brained theory that says i'm a monkey, i'm not a monkey! i'm a woman!
                                        -Ms. Garrison
                                        23007
                                          Mr. Garrison:
                                          Women dont want to read about romance they want to read about big powerful shlongs!
                                          -Mr. Garrison
                                          23006
                                            Randy Marsh:
                                            Stan theres just better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be watching tv or laying in bed.
                                            -Randy Marsh