23024
howdy ho!
- mr hanky
- mr hanky
23023
Tonight; on Cop Drama; on TV; They're gonna say: Sh*t
-Cartman
-Cartman
23022
Mr. Garrison:
No, I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
-Mr. Garrison
-Mr. Garrison
23021
Cartman:
i'll tell you what's wrong! i've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! and if i don't get to play real soon i'm gonna bust a nut!
-Cartman
-Cartman
23020
Butters:
My Precious..They took my precious..
-Butters
-Butters
23019
Butters:
I'm Professor Chaos, and you can be General Dissary.
-Butters
-Butters
23018
Mr. Garrison:
(Regarding women) I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
-Mr. Garrison
-Mr. Garrison
23017
Cartman:
You're breaking my balls.
-Cartman
-Cartman
23016
Redneck:
If you don't like american ways, why don't you just get out...
-Redneck
-Redneck
23015
Cartman and Kyle:
kyle: what about you messege from god? cartman: oh, i am no afraid of him, he is a pussy! hey god, you know i was just kidding!
-Cartman and Kyle
-Cartman and Kyle
23014
Evil towlee:
dont forget to bring a towel!
-Evil towlee
-Evil towlee
23013
Cartman:
Cartman! Duhrrrrrrr!
-Cartman
-Cartman
23012
Ike:
Ike made a neno
-Ike
-Ike
23011
Cartman:
(sings) I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.
-Cartman
-Cartman
23010
Kenny:
What the f*ck are stem cells?
-Kenny
-Kenny
23009
Cartman:
How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
-Cartman
-Cartman
23008
Ms. Garrison:
Evolution is a hair brained theory that says i'm a monkey, i'm not a monkey! i'm a woman!
-Ms. Garrison
-Ms. Garrison
23007
Mr. Garrison:
Women dont want to read about romance they want to read about big powerful shlongs!
-Mr. Garrison
-Mr. Garrison
23006
Randy Marsh:
Stan theres just better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be watching tv or laying in bed.
-Randy Marsh
-Randy Marsh
23005
Butters:
I cant whistle if I eat too many crackers
-Butters
-Butters
