South Park Quotes
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    23029
      Let this be our final battle... - Cartman to Kyle
      23028
        Oh, yeah? Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of 'Crack whore magazine'! - Stan to Cartman
        23027
          Scissor Me Timbers!
          Mrs.Garrison
          23026
            Cartman: "You better not lose that ticket kenny or else imma kick you in the nuts! (the nuts the nuts the nuts)"
            23025
              Cartman: " Mom kitty's being a dildo!" Cartman's mom:"well i know a certain kitty kitty that sleeping with mommy tonight"
              23024
                howdy ho!

                - mr hanky
                23023
                  Tonight; on Cop Drama; on TV; They're gonna say: Sh*t
                  -Cartman
                  23022
                    Mr. Garrison:
                    No, I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
                    -Mr. Garrison
                    23021
                      Cartman:
                      i'll tell you what's wrong! i've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! and if i don't get to play real soon i'm gonna bust a nut!
                      -Cartman
                      23020
                        Butters:
                        My Precious..They took my precious..
                        -Butters
                        23019
                          Butters:
                          I'm Professor Chaos, and you can be General Dissary.
                          -Butters
                          23018
                            Mr. Garrison:
                            (Regarding women) I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
                            -Mr. Garrison
                            23017
                              Cartman:
                              You're breaking my balls.
                              -Cartman
                              23016
                                Redneck:
                                If you don't like american ways, why don't you just get out...
                                -Redneck
                                23015
                                  Cartman and Kyle:
                                  kyle: what about you messege from god? cartman: oh, i am no afraid of him, he is a pussy! hey god, you know i was just kidding!
                                  -Cartman and Kyle
                                  23014
                                    Evil towlee:
                                    dont forget to bring a towel!
                                    -Evil towlee
                                    23013
                                      Cartman:
                                      Cartman! Duhrrrrrrr!
                                      -Cartman
                                      23012
                                        Ike:
                                        Ike made a neno
                                        -Ike
                                        23011
                                          Cartman:
                                          (sings) I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.
                                          -Cartman
                                          23010
                                            Kenny:
                                            What the f*ck are stem cells?
                                            -Kenny