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    23024
      howdy ho!

      - mr hanky
      23023
        Tonight; on Cop Drama; on TV; They're gonna say: Sh*t
        -Cartman
        23022
          Mr. Garrison:
          No, I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
          -Mr. Garrison
          23021
            Cartman:
            i'll tell you what's wrong! i've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii! and if i don't get to play real soon i'm gonna bust a nut!
            -Cartman
            23020
              Butters:
              My Precious..They took my precious..
              -Butters
              23019
                Butters:
                I'm Professor Chaos, and you can be General Dissary.
                -Butters
                23018
                  Mr. Garrison:
                  (Regarding women) I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
                  -Mr. Garrison
                  23017
                    Cartman:
                    You're breaking my balls.
                    -Cartman
                    23016
                      Redneck:
                      If you don't like american ways, why don't you just get out...
                      -Redneck
                      23015
                        Cartman and Kyle:
                        kyle: what about you messege from god? cartman: oh, i am no afraid of him, he is a pussy! hey god, you know i was just kidding!
                        -Cartman and Kyle
                        23014
                          Evil towlee:
                          dont forget to bring a towel!
                          -Evil towlee
                          23013
                            Cartman:
                            Cartman! Duhrrrrrrr!
                            -Cartman
                            23012
                              Ike:
                              Ike made a neno
                              -Ike
                              23011
                                Cartman:
                                (sings) I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs we'd be lame.
                                -Cartman
                                23010
                                  Kenny:
                                  What the f*ck are stem cells?
                                  -Kenny
                                  23009
                                    Cartman:
                                    How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
                                    -Cartman
                                    23008
                                      Ms. Garrison:
                                      Evolution is a hair brained theory that says i'm a monkey, i'm not a monkey! i'm a woman!
                                      -Ms. Garrison
                                      23007
                                        Mr. Garrison:
                                        Women dont want to read about romance they want to read about big powerful shlongs!
                                        -Mr. Garrison
                                        23006
                                          Randy Marsh:
                                          Stan theres just better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be watching tv or laying in bed.
                                          -Randy Marsh
                                          23005
                                            Butters:
                                            I cant whistle if I eat too many crackers
                                            -Butters