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    23049
      Ike: No kick the baby
      23048
        Butters: Hi Mom and Dad!

        Butters's Dad: DON'T YOU HI MOM AND DAD
        US YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!

        (Punch Sound)

        Butters: Ow, Dad!

        Butters's Mom: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
        THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN MISTER!!!!

        (Punch Sound)

        Butters: Ah! What did i do!?
        What did i do!?

        Butters's Dad: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH
        NOW!? ANSWER ME!!!!

        (Glass Breaking)

        Butters: Ahhh!

        Cartman: (outside on a lawn chair) Oh man if i was older
        i would totally start jacking off right now!

        -Butters, Butters's Mom and Dad,
        and Eric Cartman.
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          Mrs. Brofloski: "What, what, what?!"
          23046
            Ms. Crabtree: "Okay, that does it! Y'all sit down, or the cute little bunny dies!"
            23045
              Cartman: "Mr. Garrison, what's 'Vietnam'?"
              Mr. Garrison: "'What's Vietnam?'... A question that a child would ask, but not a childish question."
              23044
                I HATE FAMILY GUY!!! - Cartman
                23043
                  Now I for one think that evoultion is a bunch of BULLCRAP! - Mrs. Garrison
                  23042
                    GIVE THIS MONKEY WHAT SHE WANTS! - Mrs. Garrison
                    23041
                      They took our jobs! Dey took yer jerbs! DERK ER DERRRR! - Angry workers
                      23040
                        Everybody, back in the pile! - Stan
                        23039
                          Let me just get a little high. - Towlie
                          23038
                            MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARILE MANSON! - The Cartman family, Stan and Kyle
                            23037
                              Butters: Are you sure this is a good idea?
                              Cartman: It's NOT a good idea, It's an AWSOME idea.
                              23036
                                F**k off, you donkey raping, sh*t eater! - Cartman
                                23035
                                  Cowabunga...Motherf**ker! - Bart Simpson to Cartman
                                  23034
                                    You kiss just like my dad. - Mr.Garrison
                                    23033
                                      Goodbye you guys. - Kenny
                                      23032
                                        CLOSE THE DOOR, I'M TRYING TO FREEZE! - Cartman
                                        23031
                                          I'm not an R-tard - Randy Marsh
                                          23030
                                            Whatever! I'll do what I want! - Cartman