South Park Quotes
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    23045
      Cartman: "Mr. Garrison, what's 'Vietnam'?"
      Mr. Garrison: "'What's Vietnam?'... A question that a child would ask, but not a childish question."
      23044
        I HATE FAMILY GUY!!! - Cartman
        23043
          Now I for one think that evoultion is a bunch of BULLCRAP! - Mrs. Garrison
          23042
            GIVE THIS MONKEY WHAT SHE WANTS! - Mrs. Garrison
            23041
              They took our jobs! Dey took yer jerbs! DERK ER DERRRR! - Angry workers
              23040
                Everybody, back in the pile! - Stan
                23039
                  Let me just get a little high. - Towlie
                  23038
                    MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARILE MANSON! - The Cartman family, Stan and Kyle
                    23037
                      Butters: Are you sure this is a good idea?
                      Cartman: It's NOT a good idea, It's an AWSOME idea.
                      23036
                        F**k off, you donkey raping, sh*t eater! - Cartman
                        23035
                          Cowabunga...Motherf**ker! - Bart Simpson to Cartman
                          23034
                            You kiss just like my dad. - Mr.Garrison
                            23033
                              Goodbye you guys. - Kenny
                              23032
                                CLOSE THE DOOR, I'M TRYING TO FREEZE! - Cartman
                                23031
                                  I'm not an R-tard - Randy Marsh
                                  23030
                                    Whatever! I'll do what I want! - Cartman
                                    23029
                                      Let this be our final battle... - Cartman to Kyle
                                      23028
                                        Oh, yeah? Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of 'Crack whore magazine'! - Stan to Cartman
                                        23027
                                          Scissor Me Timbers!
                                          Mrs.Garrison
                                          23026
                                            Cartman: "You better not lose that ticket kenny or else imma kick you in the nuts! (the nuts the nuts the nuts)"