South Park Quotes
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      I HATE FAMILY GUY!!! - Cartman
      23043
        Now I for one think that evoultion is a bunch of BULLCRAP! - Mrs. Garrison
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          GIVE THIS MONKEY WHAT SHE WANTS! - Mrs. Garrison
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            They took our jobs! Dey took yer jerbs! DERK ER DERRRR! - Angry workers
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              Everybody, back in the pile! - Stan
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                Let me just get a little high. - Towlie
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                  MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARILE MANSON! - The Cartman family, Stan and Kyle
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                    Butters: Are you sure this is a good idea?
                    Cartman: It's NOT a good idea, It's an AWSOME idea.
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                      F**k off, you donkey raping, sh*t eater! - Cartman
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                        Cowabunga...Motherf**ker! - Bart Simpson to Cartman
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                          You kiss just like my dad. - Mr.Garrison
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                            Goodbye you guys. - Kenny
                            23032
                              CLOSE THE DOOR, I'M TRYING TO FREEZE! - Cartman
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                                I'm not an R-tard - Randy Marsh
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                                  Whatever! I'll do what I want! - Cartman
                                  23029
                                    Let this be our final battle... - Cartman to Kyle
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                                      Oh, yeah? Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of 'Crack whore magazine'! - Stan to Cartman
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                                        Scissor Me Timbers!
                                        Mrs.Garrison
                                        23026
                                          Cartman: "You better not lose that ticket kenny or else imma kick you in the nuts! (the nuts the nuts the nuts)"
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                                            Cartman: " Mom kitty's being a dildo!" Cartman's mom:"well i know a certain kitty kitty that sleeping with mommy tonight"