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      Cartman:
      Respect my Authoritah!
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        Cartman:
        Screw you guys...I'm going home!
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          Mr. Hat:
          Alright children let's take your seats We have lots to do today
          Mr. Garrison:
          We sure do Mr. Hat
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            Mrs. Garrison:
            Everyone sit down & shut the f up
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              Randy Marsh:
              NOOOOOO Noooo
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                Chef:
                Hello there Childern
                Stan, Kyle, Eric Cartman, & Kenny:
                Hey Chef
                Chef:
                How's it going
                Kyle:
                Chef we have problems
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                  City Wok Guy:
                  Herro City Wok, Take Order Pre.
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                    STAN:
                    Oh My God They Killed Kenny
                    KYLE:
                    You Bastards!
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                      Kyle: (serenading with a song) "Everywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca. I don't know what to do, Rebecca. You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better. So what do you say we get together? You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking! You're a fox~."
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                        Cartman: (Recurring line) "Lame..."
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                          Kyle: "My butt hurts."
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                            Eric Cartman: "Whateva, I do what I want"
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                              Chorus: "Joseph Smith was called a prophet DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM. He started the Mormon religion DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM."
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                                I've got half a mind to report you to the Police, Sir!
                                -Butters
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                                  Various Characters: (Recurring Line) "Goddamnit!"
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                                    Cartman: (Recurring line) "Well, well, well..."
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                                      Stan: Oh, my god they killed Kenny! Sort of.
                                      Kyle: Ya, ah you basstards.
                                      -Stan & Kyle
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                                        Towelie: That's it! Stan: That's the code? Towelie: No! That's the tune to Funky Town!!!
                                        -Towelie and Stan
                                        23053
                                          Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples. Loo, loo, loo, you got some too. Loo, loo, loo, let's sing together. Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo!
                                          -Butters
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                                            Wendy! You didn't?
                                            I told her..... DON'T F*CK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!
                                            --Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflawsky