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      STAN:
      Oh My God They Killed Kenny
      KYLE:
      You Bastards!
      23063
        Kyle: (serenading with a song) "Everywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca. I don't know what to do, Rebecca. You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better. So what do you say we get together? You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking! You're a fox~."
        23062
          Cartman: (Recurring line) "Lame..."
          23061
            Kyle: "My butt hurts."
            23060
              Eric Cartman: "Whateva, I do what I want"
              23059
                Chorus: "Joseph Smith was called a prophet DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM. He started the Mormon religion DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM."
                23058
                  I've got half a mind to report you to the Police, Sir!
                  -Butters
                  23057
                    Various Characters: (Recurring Line) "Goddamnit!"
                    23056
                      Cartman: (Recurring line) "Well, well, well..."
                      23055
                        Stan: Oh, my god they killed Kenny! Sort of.
                        Kyle: Ya, ah you basstards.
                        -Stan & Kyle
                        23054
                          Towelie: That's it! Stan: That's the code? Towelie: No! That's the tune to Funky Town!!!
                          -Towelie and Stan
                          23053
                            Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples. Loo, loo, loo, you got some too. Loo, loo, loo, let's sing together. Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo!
                            -Butters
                            23052
                              Wendy! You didn't?
                              I told her..... DON'T F*CK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!
                              --Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflawsky
                              23051
                                "Eric your little friends are here."
                                "Mom they're not my friends."
                                "I think you should go outside and be with your friends Eric."
                                "But Mom I don't want to go outside with my friends."
                                "DON'T BE SO DIFFICULT ERIC!"

                                --Lianne and Eric Cartman
                                23050
                                  Butters's Mom and Dad: your grounded
                                  23049
                                    Ike: No kick the baby
                                    23048
                                      Butters: Hi Mom and Dad!

                                      Butters's Dad: DON'T YOU HI MOM AND DAD
                                      US YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!

                                      (Punch Sound)

                                      Butters: Ow, Dad!

                                      Butters's Mom: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
                                      THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN MISTER!!!!

                                      (Punch Sound)

                                      Butters: Ah! What did i do!?
                                      What did i do!?

                                      Butters's Dad: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH
                                      NOW!? ANSWER ME!!!!

                                      (Glass Breaking)

                                      Butters: Ahhh!

                                      Cartman: (outside on a lawn chair) Oh man if i was older
                                      i would totally start jacking off right now!

                                      -Butters, Butters's Mom and Dad,
                                      and Eric Cartman.
                                      23047
                                        Mrs. Brofloski: "What, what, what?!"
                                        23046
                                          Ms. Crabtree: "Okay, that does it! Y'all sit down, or the cute little bunny dies!"
                                          23045
                                            Cartman: "Mr. Garrison, what's 'Vietnam'?"
                                            Mr. Garrison: "'What's Vietnam?'... A question that a child would ask, but not a childish question."