22624
Guard Peter:
'You can't park your vehicle there, sir.' 'That's not my car. That's my son.'
-Guard Peter
-Guard Peter
22623
Bertram:
Bertram: I sense something. I presence I haven't felt since...
-Bertram
-Bertram
22622
Lois Peter:
Lois: I think I'm pregnant. Peter: Oh, are you sure it's yours?
-Lois Peter
-Lois Peter
22621
Peter Lois:
P: Here honey, I got you this greeting card. L: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery." P: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
-Peter Lois
-Peter Lois
22620
Bertram Stewie:
Bertram: What took you so long? Stewie: What took you so ugly!?
-Bertram Stewie
-Bertram Stewie
22619
Peter Lois:
P: Here honey, I got you this greeting card. L: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery." P: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
-Peter Lois
-Peter Lois
22618
Peter:
This plan is so perfect it's retarded.
-Peter
-Peter
22617
Gene Simmons:
Someone stole Santa? That does not ROCK!
-Gene Simmons
-Gene Simmons
22616
Peter:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
-Peter
-Peter
22615
Peter:
Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in 5 minutes and I will not have you embaress me.
-Peter
-Peter
22614
Stewie:
Heavens, it appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigamortis.
-Stewie
-Stewie
22613
Brian and Lois:
*About Meg* Brian: Whiny little runt isn't she?
Lois: *GASP*
Brian: I said RUNT.
-Brian and Lois
Lois: *GASP*
Brian: I said RUNT.
-Brian and Lois
22612
Peter:
Aw, this comic sucks, he couldn't make me laugh if I was laughing my ass off and he was making me do it!
-Peter
-Peter
22611
Quagmire:
What's all the noise? I was just jerk...ed out of a sound sleep.
-Quagmire
-Quagmire
22610
Brian:
Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs. [everyone gasps] Too soon?
-Brian
-Brian
22609
Peter Griffin:
May I Have your attention please..Testicles..That'll be all.
-Peter Griffin
-Peter Griffin
22608
Adam West:
My name isn't Adam We! Or is it? Nobody messes with Adam We!
-Adam West
-Adam West
22607
Peter:
Quagmire was just walking in the park when a ninja comes out of nowhere and stabs him! Then a nazi comes out! Then a pots and pans robot shoots him! We might be able to revive him...oh no! A t. rex! do..do..do...do..do...
-Peter
-Peter
22606
Bill Clinton:
(singing)Oh, This is one fine day to be nude! Oh This is one fine day to be nude...
-Bill Clinton
-Bill Clinton
22605
Tom Tucker:
Now, let's go back to Diane being a b***h.
-Tom Tucker
-Tom Tucker
