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      Peter and his kissup:
      Peter: I hate myself.
      Kissup: I hate you too. You fat sack of crap!
      -Peter and his kissup
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        Stewie:
        How positively delightful! It's like somebody stabbed Mr. Bubble.
        -Stewie
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          Quagmire:
          Quagmire:Damn you guy's are boring me,all it's mind-less chatter that's what it is you know what i just gonna go back and rent a dirty movie!(grunts on the way out the door).
          -Quagmire
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            stewie:
            Stewie:(singing the song cars in mix tape)Brian had sex with a retarded girl now he's taking Stewie to get some ice cream in his car
            -stewie
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              guy in store/chris:
              Guy: hey kid! get that ham out your shirt
              Chris: i don't have a ham
              Guy: (lifting up shirt) Oh sorry... (yelling to friend) hey! it's just a fat kid... (talking to chris) want a candy bar?
              -guy in store/chris
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                Quagmire:
                (singing) Giggety Giggety Giggety Giggety let's have sex!
                -Quagmire
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                  Peter and Lois:
                  Peter: Kick, Joe, kick!
                  Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic.
                  Peter: Well, that doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick, Joe, kick!
                  -Peter and Lois
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                    Peter:
                    (Peter and family at at an ice cream parlor)
                    Peter: Oh, Rum Raisin's my favorite!
                    (Peter licks his cone and passes out on a table breaking it in half.)
                    -Peter
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                      Lois and Peter:
                      Lois: You kidnapped the Pope?! Peter, this is the most reckless thing you've ever done!
                      Peter: C'mon, Lois. What about the time I was on that airplane?
                      (Flashback to Peter standing in front of an airplane's emergency exit door. It says "Do not pull.
                      -Lois and Peter
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                        Mr. Pewterschmidt:
                        Pah, gay marriage. Next thing you know they wanna vote!
                        -Mr. Pewterschmidt
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                          Loretta:
                          Shut-up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.
                          -Loretta
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                            Peter:
                            You know for a large heavy-set black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass.
                            -Peter
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                              Stewie:
                              Oh God! Oh it is so hard to find funny women, and you are hilarious...aahw, you're like a female Bonnie Hunt
                              -Stewie
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                                Mr. Pewterschmidt:
                                Pah, gay marriage. Next thing you know they wanna vote!
                                -Mr. Pewterschmidt
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                                  peter ,brian:
                                  Peter:Oh,Brian i feel horrible i put Lois in the hospital ,
                                  and i lost the kids,this is turning out worst than stewie's Ipos
                                  commercial.[song the warrior plays]
                                  -peter ,brian
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                                    stewie and brian:
                                    brian:how will we get passed them?
                                    stewie:oh i got these costumes to disguise us.
                                    brian:you'd do anything to wear a dress would you.
                                    stewie:here they come, kiss me!
                                    brian:ok lets go...well are you comming?
                                    stewie:oh yes...hey, great shot at the dark
                                    -stewie and brian
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                                      Stewie Griffin:
                                      Damn you, damn the brocacoli, and damn the wright brothers!
                                      -Stewie Griffin
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                                        Meg:
                                        I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
                                        -Meg
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                                          Peter timer cheese guy:
                                          Peter:Oh my god what a felling this is turning out better than the time i met timer the cheese guy.Timer:a hankerfor a hunk of a slammin slice of chunka a hanker for a hunk of cheese when you get up and go is get up and....[knocking on door]
                                          Timer:Howdy
                                          -Peter timer cheese guy
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                                            niel and tom tucker:
                                            neil: i got the coffee you wanted!
                                            tom tucker:*spits out coffee* i thought i told you i wanted urine in my coffee!
                                            -niel and tom tucker