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Peter:
(Peter and family at at an ice cream parlor)
Peter: Oh, Rum Raisin's my favorite!
(Peter licks his cone and passes out on a table breaking it in half.)
-Peter
Peter: Oh, Rum Raisin's my favorite!
(Peter licks his cone and passes out on a table breaking it in half.)
-Peter
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Lois and Peter:
Lois: You kidnapped the Pope?! Peter, this is the most reckless thing you've ever done!
Peter: C'mon, Lois. What about the time I was on that airplane?
(Flashback to Peter standing in front of an airplane's emergency exit door. It says "Do not pull.
-Lois and Peter
Peter: C'mon, Lois. What about the time I was on that airplane?
(Flashback to Peter standing in front of an airplane's emergency exit door. It says "Do not pull.
-Lois and Peter
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Mr. Pewterschmidt:
Pah, gay marriage. Next thing you know they wanna vote!
-Mr. Pewterschmidt
-Mr. Pewterschmidt
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Loretta:
Shut-up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.
-Loretta
-Loretta
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Peter:
You know for a large heavy-set black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass.
-Peter
-Peter
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Stewie:
Oh God! Oh it is so hard to find funny women, and you are hilarious...aahw, you're like a female Bonnie Hunt
-Stewie
-Stewie
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Mr. Pewterschmidt:
Pah, gay marriage. Next thing you know they wanna vote!
-Mr. Pewterschmidt
-Mr. Pewterschmidt
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peter ,brian:
Peter:Oh,Brian i feel horrible i put Lois in the hospital ,
and i lost the kids,this is turning out worst than stewie's Ipos
commercial.[song the warrior plays]
-peter ,brian
and i lost the kids,this is turning out worst than stewie's Ipos
commercial.[song the warrior plays]
-peter ,brian
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stewie and brian:
brian:how will we get passed them?
stewie:oh i got these costumes to disguise us.
brian:you'd do anything to wear a dress would you.
stewie:here they come, kiss me!
brian:ok lets go...well are you comming?
stewie:oh yes...hey, great shot at the dark
-stewie and brian
stewie:oh i got these costumes to disguise us.
brian:you'd do anything to wear a dress would you.
stewie:here they come, kiss me!
brian:ok lets go...well are you comming?
stewie:oh yes...hey, great shot at the dark
-stewie and brian
22655
Stewie Griffin:
Damn you, damn the brocacoli, and damn the wright brothers!
-Stewie Griffin
-Stewie Griffin
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Meg:
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
-Meg
-Meg
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Peter timer cheese guy:
Peter:Oh my god what a felling this is turning out better than the time i met timer the cheese guy.Timer:a hankerfor a hunk of a slammin slice of chunka a hanker for a hunk of cheese when you get up and go is get up and....[knocking on door]
Timer:Howdy
-Peter timer cheese guy
Timer:Howdy
-Peter timer cheese guy
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niel and tom tucker:
neil: i got the coffee you wanted!
tom tucker:*spits out coffee* i thought i told you i wanted urine in my coffee!
-niel and tom tucker
tom tucker:*spits out coffee* i thought i told you i wanted urine in my coffee!
-niel and tom tucker
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peter to family:
peter: oh my god, nobody move!
lois: what is it peter?
peter: stay calm.[rifle clicks]
*fire truck beeps horn*
*shoots at truck*
*truck hits peter with ladder*
peter:ah ah oh god ah!call the ambulance!
-peter to family
lois: what is it peter?
peter: stay calm.[rifle clicks]
*fire truck beeps horn*
*shoots at truck*
*truck hits peter with ladder*
peter:ah ah oh god ah!call the ambulance!
-peter to family
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Tom Tucker:
Coming up, "Can bees think?" Recent studies say that no they cannot.
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Tom Tucker and Ali Williams:
TT: Now over to Ali Willams with the Angry In the Sky Traffic Report, Whats it look like out there?
Ali: EVERBODY LOOK' LIKE ANTS!!
-Tom Tucker and Ali Williams
Ali: EVERBODY LOOK' LIKE ANTS!!
-Tom Tucker and Ali Williams
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Stewie:
You know, Mother. They say life is like a box of chocolates. Yours, however, is a box full of ACTIVE GRENADES!
-Stewie
-Stewie
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Brian and Stewie:
Brian: You're drunk. Stewie: You're sexy.
-Brian and Stewie
-Brian and Stewie
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Peter:
Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four... stake, stake, stake...
-Peter
-Peter
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Peter (singing):
Ridin on the bus. Ridin on the bus. Sittin next to bums. There's an open seat. Hope that isn't pee.
-Peter (singing)
-Peter (singing)
