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      Brian:
      Peter, this next one, you can blame on the dog.
      -Brian
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        Peter:
        MUST KILL LINCOLN!
        -Peter
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          Quagmire:
          Show women I gave the clap to. Oh!
          -Quagmire
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            Brian:
            Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
            -Brian
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              Quagmire:
              Show women I gave the clap to. Oh!
              -Quagmire
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                Lois and Peter:
                Lois:Peter,did you get a new buttocks?
                Peter:I had to.My old one had a crack in it! Hehehe...
                -Lois and Peter
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                  Brian:
                  Aww. Did Orson fall down?
                  -Brian
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                    Chris:
                    Permission to freak out?
                    -Chris
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                      Brian:
                      Looks like Stewie "Freed the beast" all over the back of Peter's head.
                      -Brian
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                        Meg:
                        I'm not a dog you fat son of a b*tch!
                        -Meg
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                          Chris:
                          I'm so awkward!
                          -Chris
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                            Peter:
                            Hehehehehe...sweet!
                            -Peter
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                              Drunk Peter:
                              (Peter's car crashes into the Christmas pageant's "stable")
                              Peter: Hey, everybody! I'm on vacation. Happy birthday, Jesus. Seven maids a milkin',six maids a milkin' five maids a milk(Camel falls on Peter)ow!
                              -Drunk Peter
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                                Peter and his kissup:
                                Peter: I hate myself.
                                Kissup: I hate you too. You fat sack of crap!
                                -Peter and his kissup
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                                  Stewie:
                                  How positively delightful! It's like somebody stabbed Mr. Bubble.
                                  -Stewie
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                                    Quagmire:
                                    Quagmire:Damn you guy's are boring me,all it's mind-less chatter that's what it is you know what i just gonna go back and rent a dirty movie!(grunts on the way out the door).
                                    -Quagmire
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                                      stewie:
                                      Stewie:(singing the song cars in mix tape)Brian had sex with a retarded girl now he's taking Stewie to get some ice cream in his car
                                      -stewie
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                                        guy in store/chris:
                                        Guy: hey kid! get that ham out your shirt
                                        Chris: i don't have a ham
                                        Guy: (lifting up shirt) Oh sorry... (yelling to friend) hey! it's just a fat kid... (talking to chris) want a candy bar?
                                        -guy in store/chris
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                                          Quagmire:
                                          (singing) Giggety Giggety Giggety Giggety let's have sex!
                                          -Quagmire
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                                            Peter and Lois:
                                            Peter: Kick, Joe, kick!
                                            Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic.
                                            Peter: Well, that doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick, Joe, kick!
                                            -Peter and Lois