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      Stewie:
      Baby needs to suck ash. BABY NEEDS TO SUCK ASH! Not "ass" you pervert, save it for the interns.
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        Peter:
        Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and a Batman symbol.
        Pat Sajak:
        Okay, no help there. 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it. Talk It out.
        Peter:
        It is Alex Karis In Webster? (Victory Music Plays)
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          Lois:
          I am not a sideshow attraction...anymore(flashback to Lois in a cage)Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy
          -Lois
          22688
            Mayor West:
            "If you see the Noid, tell him not to steal my pizza...or i'll snap his neck."

            "Perhaps it was the Noid that should have avoided me."
            -Mayor West
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              Falcore:
              "Peter, your a little heavy buddy... We're going down"
              -Falcore
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                Peter:
                (Stewie runs Homer Simpson over in the garage with his trike. Peter opens the door)Peter: Hey, Stewie.(Looks down) Who the hell is that?
                -Peter
                22685
                  Osama's rubber chicken:
                  (Osama makes his rubber chicken"talk)Death to americans!
                  -Osama's rubber chicken
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                    Brian:
                    Peter, this next one, you can blame on the dog.
                    -Brian
                    22683
                      Peter:
                      MUST KILL LINCOLN!
                      -Peter
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                        Quagmire:
                        Show women I gave the clap to. Oh!
                        -Quagmire
                        22681
                          Brian:
                          Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
                          -Brian
                          22680
                            Quagmire:
                            Show women I gave the clap to. Oh!
                            -Quagmire
                            22679
                              Lois and Peter:
                              Lois:Peter,did you get a new buttocks?
                              Peter:I had to.My old one had a crack in it! Hehehe...
                              -Lois and Peter
                              22678
                                Brian:
                                Aww. Did Orson fall down?
                                -Brian
                                22677
                                  Chris:
                                  Permission to freak out?
                                  -Chris
                                  22676
                                    Brian:
                                    Looks like Stewie "Freed the beast" all over the back of Peter's head.
                                    -Brian
                                    22675
                                      Meg:
                                      I'm not a dog you fat son of a b*tch!
                                      -Meg
                                      22674
                                        Chris:
                                        I'm so awkward!
                                        -Chris
                                        22673
                                          Peter:
                                          Hehehehehe...sweet!
                                          -Peter
                                          22672
                                            Drunk Peter:
                                            (Peter's car crashes into the Christmas pageant's "stable")
                                            Peter: Hey, everybody! I'm on vacation. Happy birthday, Jesus. Seven maids a milkin',six maids a milkin' five maids a milk(Camel falls on Peter)ow!
                                            -Drunk Peter