22704
Herbert:
HEY, SKINNY BRITCHES! That there's my man! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
22703
Death:
NO MORE MULLEGENS!
22702
Quagmire:
HEY! YOU'RE NOT THE SAME GIRAFFE FROM LAST NIGHT!
22701
Carter:
He's violating Seabreeze!
Peter:
No he's just ackwardly positioning himsel- NOW he's violating Seabreeze!
22700
Cleveland:
WHAT THE HELL? No, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!
22699
Peter:
Do you know what grinds my gears?
22698
Peter:
Do you know what grinds my gears?
22697
Brian:
(reading Nate Griffin's diary)
Brian: "The Diary of Nate Griffin." May 7th, 1836. I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her.
Brian: "The Diary of Nate Griffin." May 7th, 1836. I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her.
Peter:
Hehehehehehe!
Brian:
Oh, uh, that laugh's in here, too, see? "Hehehehehehehe..."
22696
Stewie:
[hiding in a cheerleader's locker]: They're getting nude! Oh, I musn't watch, it's not the proper thing to--Whoa! I say, nice ones, Janene. And look at Lisa and all of her curvatious glory! Good heavens, it appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis!
22695
Liza Minnelli:
Come on, baby! Momma's gotta sparkle! It's time to make a life of Cabaret!
Blue M&M:
Lady, for God's sake, I'm just a hard-shelled chocolate candy. Get help!
22694
Quagmire:
You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
22693
Brian:
Meka leka hi Meka hi- God I hate you so much
22692
Brian and Stewie:
[Stewie's highchair creaks and creaks until he crashes on the floor.]
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
It serves you right. You've spent all of this time trying to make Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
Now dog help me up.
Gee I'd love to but my doctor advised me against lifting heavy objects.
Hardy har har! Very funny.
[Brian starts to kick Stewie into a spin.]
What are you doing? Stop! STOP!
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
It serves you right. You've spent all of this time trying to make Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
Now dog help me up.
Gee I'd love to but my doctor advised me against lifting heavy objects.
Hardy har har! Very funny.
[Brian starts to kick Stewie into a spin.]
What are you doing? Stop! STOP!
22691
Stewie:
Baby needs to suck ash. BABY NEEDS TO SUCK ASH! Not "ass" you pervert, save it for the interns.
22690
Peter:
Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and a Batman symbol.
Pat Sajak:
Okay, no help there. 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it. Talk It out.
Peter:
It is Alex Karis In Webster? (Victory Music Plays)
22689
Lois:
I am not a sideshow attraction...anymore(flashback to Lois in a cage)Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy
-Lois
-Lois
22688
Mayor West:
"If you see the Noid, tell him not to steal my pizza...or i'll snap his neck."
"Perhaps it was the Noid that should have avoided me."
-Mayor West
"Perhaps it was the Noid that should have avoided me."
-Mayor West
22687
Falcore:
"Peter, your a little heavy buddy... We're going down"
-Falcore
-Falcore
22686
Peter:
(Stewie runs Homer Simpson over in the garage with his trike. Peter opens the door)Peter: Hey, Stewie.(Looks down) Who the hell is that?
-Peter
-Peter
22685
Osama's rubber chicken:
(Osama makes his rubber chicken"talk)Death to americans!
-Osama's rubber chicken
-Osama's rubber chicken
