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    22711
      Cleveland:
      I hate shows that cut away from the story to some random bullcrap!
      22710
        Peter:
        Uh, oh! I gotta fart......but I don't know which way to lean.
        22709
          Peter:
          It's a-Peter a-Griffin's a-champaign a-dance party!
          22708
            Stewie:
            I IS GONNA BE BIGGER THAN ALL YALL'S!
            22707
              Meg:
              I'll love ya later.
              22706
                Mort Goldman:
                DING!
                22705
                  Herbert:
                  Are you a giving tree or a reciving tree?
                  22704
                    Herbert:
                    HEY, SKINNY BRITCHES! That there's my man! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
                    22703
                      Death:
                      NO MORE MULLEGENS!
                      22702
                        Quagmire:
                        HEY! YOU'RE NOT THE SAME GIRAFFE FROM LAST NIGHT!
                        22701
                          Carter:
                          He's violating Seabreeze!
                          Peter:
                          No he's just ackwardly positioning himsel- NOW he's violating Seabreeze!
                          22700
                            Cleveland:
                            WHAT THE HELL? No, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!
                            22699
                              Peter:
                              Do you know what grinds my gears?
                              22698
                                Peter:
                                Do you know what grinds my gears?
                                22697
                                  Brian:
                                  (reading Nate Griffin's diary)
                                  Brian: "The Diary of Nate Griffin." May 7th, 1836. I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her.
                                  Peter:
                                  Hehehehehehe!
                                  Brian:
                                  Oh, uh, that laugh's in here, too, see? "Hehehehehehehe..."
                                  22696
                                    Stewie:
                                    [hiding in a cheerleader's locker]: They're getting nude! Oh, I musn't watch, it's not the proper thing to--Whoa! I say, nice ones, Janene. And look at Lisa and all of her curvatious glory! Good heavens, it appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis!
                                    22695
                                      Liza Minnelli:
                                      Come on, baby! Momma's gotta sparkle! It's time to make a life of Cabaret!
                                      Blue M&M:
                                      Lady, for God's sake, I'm just a hard-shelled chocolate candy. Get help!
                                      22694
                                        Quagmire:
                                        You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
                                        22693
                                          Brian:
                                          Meka leka hi Meka hi- God I hate you so much
                                          22692
                                            Brian and Stewie:
                                            [Stewie's highchair creaks and creaks until he crashes on the floor.]
                                            DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
                                            It serves you right. You've spent all of this time trying to make Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
                                            Now dog help me up.
                                            Gee I'd love to but my doctor advised me against lifting heavy objects.
                                            Hardy har har! Very funny.
                                            [Brian starts to kick Stewie into a spin.]
                                            What are you doing? Stop! STOP!