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      Mayor West:
      "Can I help you, gentlemen?"
      Brian:
      "Follow that truck!" (pause) "Didn't you hear me? I said, follow that truck!"
      Mayor West:
      "Oh, I heard you... What I didn't hear was 'please'."
      Brian and Stewie:
      "Please follow the truck!"
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        Stewie:
        Stewie: This calls for a sexy party.
        22729
          Joe:
          Bring it ONNNN!
          22728
            Quagmire:
            Giggity ,giggity, giggity, giggity, lets have SEX!
            22727
              Peter:
              FONZIE BE PRAISED!
              22726
                Brian:
                Peter, according to these test results you're not a genius. In fact...You're mentally retarded.
                22725
                  Peter:
                  Well, technically, I'm retarded.
                  22724
                    Lois:
                    Meth is a Hell of a drug.
                    22723
                      Stewie:
                      Are her parents brother and sister?
                      22722
                        Stewie:
                        For every sprinkle I find......I shall KILL YOU!
                        22721
                          Stewie:
                          Oh, Crone!
                          22720
                            Stewie:
                            What no clip? Hmm, thought we had a clip.
                            22719
                              Stewie:
                              Olive juice you too.
                              22718
                                Joe:
                                Quagmire, how'd you like to help me commit suicide?
                                22717
                                  Joe:
                                  This is stupid, I wanna talk about VAGINAS!
                                  22716
                                    Francis Griffin:
                                    YOU'RE A FT STINKIN' DURNK!
                                    22715
                                      Stewie:
                                      Oh, you are just the worst type of person.
                                      22714
                                        Herbert:
                                        Come here Jesse! Come get the ball!
                                        22713
                                          Stewie:
                                          Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!
                                          22712
                                            Chris:
                                            WHAAAT!?