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    22724
      Lois:
      Meth is a Hell of a drug.
      22723
        Stewie:
        Are her parents brother and sister?
        22722
          Stewie:
          For every sprinkle I find......I shall KILL YOU!
          22721
            Stewie:
            Oh, Crone!
            22720
              Stewie:
              What no clip? Hmm, thought we had a clip.
              22719
                Stewie:
                Olive juice you too.
                22718
                  Joe:
                  Quagmire, how'd you like to help me commit suicide?
                  22717
                    Joe:
                    This is stupid, I wanna talk about VAGINAS!
                    22716
                      Francis Griffin:
                      YOU'RE A FT STINKIN' DURNK!
                      22715
                        Stewie:
                        Oh, you are just the worst type of person.
                        22714
                          Herbert:
                          Come here Jesse! Come get the ball!
                          22713
                            Stewie:
                            Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!
                            22712
                              Chris:
                              WHAAAT!?
                              22711
                                Cleveland:
                                I hate shows that cut away from the story to some random bullcrap!
                                22710
                                  Peter:
                                  Uh, oh! I gotta fart......but I don't know which way to lean.
                                  22709
                                    Peter:
                                    It's a-Peter a-Griffin's a-champaign a-dance party!
                                    22708
                                      Stewie:
                                      I IS GONNA BE BIGGER THAN ALL YALL'S!
                                      22707
                                        Meg:
                                        I'll love ya later.
                                        22706
                                          Mort Goldman:
                                          DING!
                                          22705
                                            Herbert:
                                            Are you a giving tree or a reciving tree?