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      Peter:
      "Ridin' on the bus, ridin' on the bus, sittin' next to bums; there's an open seat *pointing* Hope that isn't pee!"
      22750
        Stewie and Brian:
        "Yea, and God said to Abraham; 'You will kill your son Issacc' and Abraham said: 'What? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone!' and God said: 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this any better? Check, check; Jerry, pull the high end out; i'm still getting some hiss back here."

        "Say something about my Mother!!"
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          Stewie sarcasticly:
          Oh my your so funy!! I never heard that joke done like that truly original...You uh uh got any more. Your so funny!!!
          22748
            Stewie:
            Well its been 24 hours, got my money?!
            Brian:
            Oh man. ah just give me till friday.
            Stewie:
            Ah thats funny could have sworn i said have it by today.
            22747
              Peter:
              Can I get 6,000 Chicken "Fuh-jie-tus"?

              22746
                Peter:
                I'm caca for Cocoa Puffs!
                22745
                  Peter:
                  "Awful lotta Honkies in here."
                  22744
                    Brian:
                    "Hey, Chris. You'd better get of your sister, or else..."
                    Chris:
                    "I don't have to listen to you; you're a dog! You don't have a soul!"
                    22743
                      Brian:
                      "And over here is the physics department."
                      Chris:
                      "That explains all the gravity."
                      22742
                        Peter:
                        "Hey Lois, what's this word?"
                        Lois:
                        "Evil."
                        Peter:
                        "And this one?"
                        Lois:
                        "Knievel."
                        Peter:
                        "And this one?"
                        Lois:
                        "Was"
                        Peter:
                        "And this one?"
                        Lois:
                        "Born."
                        Peter:
                        "And this one?"
                        Lois:
                        "In."
                        Peter:
                        "And this one?"
                        Lois:
                        "Montana."
                        Peter:
                        "Hey Lois, did you know Evil Knieval was born in Montana?"
                        22741
                          Brian:
                          "You're drunk."
                          Stewie:
                          "You're sexy."
                          22740
                            Peter:
                            "Shiny Red Ball!"
                            22739
                              Chris:
                              Didn't 'Robot chicken' already do this 3 months ago?
                              22738
                                Peter:
                                Wah! Wah! It's only child birth. How much could it hurt?
                                22737
                                  Peter:
                                  You're Death, what are you afraid of?
                                  22736
                                    Joe:
                                    DAMN IT, BONNIE! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!
                                    22735
                                      Chris:
                                      I dropped the ball, I'm sorry. I've just been buried in paperwork for the past 72 hours.
                                      22734
                                        Peter:
                                        Yeah, well... technically, I'm retarded.
                                        22733
                                          Joe:
                                          GET NAKED YOU STRANGE WHORE!!!
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                                            The Emperor:
                                            Something, something, something, Dark Side!