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      Brian:
      "Hey, Chris. You'd better get of your sister, or else..."
      Chris:
      "I don't have to listen to you; you're a dog! You don't have a soul!"
      22743
        Brian:
        "And over here is the physics department."
        Chris:
        "That explains all the gravity."
        22742
          Peter:
          "Hey Lois, what's this word?"
          Lois:
          "Evil."
          Peter:
          "And this one?"
          Lois:
          "Knievel."
          Peter:
          "And this one?"
          Lois:
          "Was"
          Peter:
          "And this one?"
          Lois:
          "Born."
          Peter:
          "And this one?"
          Lois:
          "In."
          Peter:
          "And this one?"
          Lois:
          "Montana."
          Peter:
          "Hey Lois, did you know Evil Knieval was born in Montana?"
          22741
            Brian:
            "You're drunk."
            Stewie:
            "You're sexy."
            22740
              Peter:
              "Shiny Red Ball!"
              22739
                Chris:
                Didn't 'Robot chicken' already do this 3 months ago?
                22738
                  Peter:
                  Wah! Wah! It's only child birth. How much could it hurt?
                  22737
                    Peter:
                    You're Death, what are you afraid of?
                    22736
                      Joe:
                      DAMN IT, BONNIE! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!
                      22735
                        Chris:
                        I dropped the ball, I'm sorry. I've just been buried in paperwork for the past 72 hours.
                        22734
                          Peter:
                          Yeah, well... technically, I'm retarded.
                          22733
                            Joe:
                            GET NAKED YOU STRANGE WHORE!!!
                            22732
                              The Emperor:
                              Something, something, something, Dark Side!
                              22731
                                Mayor West:
                                "Can I help you, gentlemen?"
                                Brian:
                                "Follow that truck!" (pause) "Didn't you hear me? I said, follow that truck!"
                                Mayor West:
                                "Oh, I heard you... What I didn't hear was 'please'."
                                Brian and Stewie:
                                "Please follow the truck!"
                                22730
                                  Stewie:
                                  Stewie: This calls for a sexy party.
                                  22729
                                    Joe:
                                    Bring it ONNNN!
                                    22728
                                      Quagmire:
                                      Giggity ,giggity, giggity, giggity, lets have SEX!
                                      22727
                                        Peter:
                                        FONZIE BE PRAISED!
                                        22726
                                          Brian:
                                          Peter, according to these test results you're not a genius. In fact...You're mentally retarded.
                                          22725
                                            Peter:
                                            Well, technically, I'm retarded.