22764
Adam West:
(seeing Brian's poop on his lawn) "Well, I'll be damned. And they called me crazy; 'You can't plant sausage seeds', they said. Well, look at this!"
22763
Peter:
(to Seamus the wooden limbed sailor) "Are you up for bids, too? You are just precious!"
22762
Quagmire's theme song:
Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire! Quagmire, you never quite know what he's gonna do next.
He's Quagmire! Quagmire, gigity, gigity, gigity let's have sex.
Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire! Quagmire, gigity, gigity goo.
He's Quagmire! Quagmire, you never quite know what he's gonna do next.
He's Quagmire! Quagmire, gigity, gigity, gigity let's have sex.
Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire! Quagmire, gigity, gigity goo.
22761
Quagmire:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together...OH!"
22760
Stewie, Chris, and the Hardware Store Clerk:
"Good evening shop keep. I require a circular saw. One powerful enough to saw through a sternem. I need it for...... Oh blast! What do kids study nowadays? For latin class!"
"I can't sell power tools to minors."
"Listen you cod piece. Allow me to purchase the provisions which I require or...... Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any spare change. Where would I keep it? My diaper? Get away from me you homo! Oh blast is this thing still on?"?
"I can't sell power tools to minors."
"Listen you cod piece. Allow me to purchase the provisions which I require or...... Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any spare change. Where would I keep it? My diaper? Get away from me you homo! Oh blast is this thing still on?"?
22759
Stewie, Brian, Peter, and Lois:
Woah what are you doing? Those are my grahm crackers! I'm going to get something to hit you over the head with.
Good morning Peter! Peter you look terrible! What happened in there?
Last night Lois was the man!
Dear lord!
Don't worry. I didn't cry!
[Crack!]
Oh my god Stewie! What did you do?
It looks like Stewie "freeed the beast" on the back of Peter's head
Good morning Peter! Peter you look terrible! What happened in there?
Last night Lois was the man!
Dear lord!
Don't worry. I didn't cry!
[Crack!]
Oh my god Stewie! What did you do?
It looks like Stewie "freeed the beast" on the back of Peter's head
22758
Peter:
The bird is the word
22757
Brian:
So you made flag girl huh meg!
Stewie:
So now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!
22756
Half-dead Fat Guy:
Hey...you gonna eat that dead fat guy?
22755
Adam West:
Hey baby, care to take a gander at some Adam West penis?
22754
Stewie giving Brian a Compliment Sandwich:
You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile.
22753
Brian:
"Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
22752
Stewie:
"What the deuce?"
22751
Peter:
"Ridin' on the bus, ridin' on the bus, sittin' next to bums; there's an open seat *pointing* Hope that isn't pee!"
22750
Stewie and Brian:
"Yea, and God said to Abraham; 'You will kill your son Issacc' and Abraham said: 'What? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone!' and God said: 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this any better? Check, check; Jerry, pull the high end out; i'm still getting some hiss back here."
"Say something about my Mother!!"
"Say something about my Mother!!"
22749
Stewie sarcasticly:
Oh my your so funy!! I never heard that joke done like that truly original...You uh uh got any more. Your so funny!!!
22748
Stewie:
Well its been 24 hours, got my money?!
Brian:
Oh man. ah just give me till friday.
Stewie:
Ah thats funny could have sworn i said have it by today.
22747
Peter:
Can I get 6,000 Chicken "Fuh-jie-tus"?
22746
Peter:
I'm caca for Cocoa Puffs!
22745
Peter:
"Awful lotta Honkies in here."
