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      Cleveland:
      That tickles me in a way where, if Loretta were to tickle me that way, I'd say, "Oh... yeah, that's it... that's the spot."

      -Cleveland
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        Stewie Griffin:
        Easy easy! You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk.

        -Stewie Griffin
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          Peter Griffin:
          I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second: AHH!
          -Peter Griffin
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            Quagmire:
            Hello there. You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
            -Quagmire
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              Lois Griffin:
              I'll be just like Hillary Clinton, only you know, without the penis.

              -Lois Griffin
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                Quagmire:
                Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11. OHH!

                -Quagmire
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                  Quagmire:
                  Dear Diary: Jackpot!
                  -Quagmire