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    22531
      Chris Griffen:
      I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it... well I could ride it to the store.
      -Chris Griffen
      22530
        Peter Griffin:
        Meg, we all miss the news, Heuy Lewis just needs time to create.
        -Peter Griffin
        22529
          Peter Griffin:
          Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, 'cause he always puts Skippy in my lunch.
          -Peter Griffin
          22528
            Stewie Griffin:
            If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar. Hahaha...oh that's right, I went there.
            -Stewie Griffin
            22527
              Peter Griffin:
              Holy crip hes a crapple.
              -Peter Griffin
              22526
                Chris Griffin:
                Yo did ya'll check me wen that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? I wuz lookin to break off a lil sumthin sumthin but my crew gave me the 411 on dat skank and she's all about tha bling bling.
                -Chris Griffin
                22525
                  Peter Griffin:
                  I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
                  -Peter Griffin
                  22524
                    Cleveland:
                    That tickles me in a way where, if Loretta were to tickle me that way, I'd say, "Oh... yeah, that's it... that's the spot."

                    -Cleveland
                    22523
                      Stewie Griffin:
                      Easy easy! You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk.

                      -Stewie Griffin
                      22522
                        Peter Griffin:
                        I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second: AHH!
                        -Peter Griffin
                        22521
                          Quagmire:
                          Hello there. You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
                          -Quagmire
                          22520
                            Lois Griffin:
                            I'll be just like Hillary Clinton, only you know, without the penis.

                            -Lois Griffin
                            22519
                              Quagmire:
                              Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11. OHH!

                              -Quagmire
                              22518
                                Quagmire:
                                Dear Diary: Jackpot!
                                -Quagmire