22544
Brian:
Peter, it's seven o' clock and you've still got your pants on. Whats the occasion?
-Brian
-Brian
22543
All:
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
-All
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
-All
22542
Stewie:
Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
-Stewie
-Stewie
22541
Stewie:
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
-Stewie
-Stewie
22540
Peter:
ok, how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? THREE! One dirty stinkin ape to screw it in and two dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other. hahahaha...*click-click*
-Peter
-Peter
22539
Black Knight:
Hey, whats YOUR fatass doing here?
-Black Knight
-Black Knight
22538
Peter:
This is my wife, lois, AHH!
-Peter
-Peter
22537
Quagmire:
Yeah it's stuck in a window this time.
-Quagmire
-Quagmire
22536
Brian:
How bout a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP!
-Brian
-Brian
22535
Stewie:
The mind control device is nearing completion...
-Stewie
-Stewie
22534
Stewie:
Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb...
-Stewie
-Stewie
22533
Peter Griffin:
You know what I havent had in a while? Big League Chew.
-Peter Griffin
-Peter Griffin
22532
Quagmire:
Gigedy Gigedy Gigedy Gigidey Goo.
-Quagmire
-Quagmire
22531
Chris Griffen:
I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it... well I could ride it to the store.
-Chris Griffen
-Chris Griffen
22530
Peter Griffin:
Meg, we all miss the news, Heuy Lewis just needs time to create.
-Peter Griffin
-Peter Griffin
22529
Peter Griffin:
Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, 'cause he always puts Skippy in my lunch.
-Peter Griffin
-Peter Griffin
22528
Stewie Griffin:
If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar. Hahaha...oh that's right, I went there.
-Stewie Griffin
-Stewie Griffin
22527
Peter Griffin:
Holy crip hes a crapple.
-Peter Griffin
-Peter Griffin
22526
Chris Griffin:
Yo did ya'll check me wen that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? I wuz lookin to break off a lil sumthin sumthin but my crew gave me the 411 on dat skank and she's all about tha bling bling.
-Chris Griffin
-Chris Griffin
22525
Peter Griffin:
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
-Peter Griffin
-Peter Griffin
