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      Brian and Peter Griffin:
      King me.
      Look over there.
      Huh?

      -Brian and Peter Griffin
      22563
        Brian Griffin:
        Come on Peter. I've seen how competitive you can get. You can't even handle losing a game of checkers.
        -Brian Griffin
        22562
          Stewie:
          *to Peter* Hey... hey big guy. You want- you want a SODA? Hmm? Do you? Do you want a SODA??
          -Stewie
          22561
            Stewie:
            Stewie: *looking in the fridge* Okay, let's see, we got soda, purple stuff and, OH! Sunny D! Allright!
            -Stewie
            22560
              Lois and Peter:
              Peter-yeah can I have a big mac, some small fries...you want something honey?...Lois-Peter she's having a baby!...Peter-oh and can I get a happy meal?
              -Lois and Peter
              22559
                Peter and Louis:
                Peter: It's time you started living like the Piece of Schmidt you are.
                Lois: That's "Pewterschmidt"!
                -Peter and Louis
                22558
                  Quagmire:
                  Quagmire: Hey Meg 18 yet?
                  Meg: No
                  Quagmire: Hey Chris how are you?
                  Chis: Well i'm glad that I ....
                  Quagmire: Alll right!!! (leaves)
                  -Quagmire
                  22557
                    Quagmire:
                    Hello, 911? its Quagmire. yeah, yeah its in a window this time.
                    -Quagmire
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                      Lion - O:
                      Oh hey not much, not much...so do you wanna go get wasted or something?
                      -Lion - O
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                        Dvaid Bowie:
                        SShhhhh. just you shut your mouth
                        -Dvaid Bowie
                        22554
                          Quagmire:
                          *walks to a kissing lesbian couple*
                          So You ladies ever been penetrated?
                          -Quagmire
                          22553
                            Peter:
                            (writing) Dear McGyver, enclosed is a paperclip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
                            -Peter
                            22552
                              Stewie:
                              You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. Your life however is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!
                              -Stewie
                              22551
                                Quagmire:
                                The hell? Did I just get laid?
                                -Quagmire
                                22550
                                  Quagmire:
                                  Wow, that was strangly arousing
                                  -Quagmire
                                  22549
                                    Stewie:
                                    "OH NO! NO! NO! THAT'S PEPPEREKA! OW! TAKE THAT!" *whiz*
                                    -Stewie
                                    22548
                                      Peter Griffin and Fat Albert:
                                      Peter;Well,at least i'm the fattest guy on the block to win a boat Fat Albert;Hey hey hey,I won a boat
                                      -Peter Griffin and Fat Albert
                                      22547
                                        Chris:
                                        There's an evil monkey in my closet!
                                        -Chris
                                        22546
                                          Greased Up Deaf Guy:
                                          You never gonna catch me. Forget about it!
                                          -Greased Up Deaf Guy
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                                            Cleveland:
                                            with the cash left over I got tickets to bring on the noise bring, bring on the funk....the noise was good but I thought they phoned in alot of the funk
                                            -Cleveland