22584
Stewie:
It's times like this I wish I were used for stem cell research
-Stewie
-Stewie
22583
Peter:
Chicken...gave me a bad coupon...
-Peter
-Peter
22582
Meg:
Give it to me! Give it to me, Neil!
-Meg
-Meg
22581
Stewie:
You know what I do Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep.
-Stewie
-Stewie
22580
Chris and Meg:
Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad. Meg: We have the same dad, idiot! Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!
-Chris and Meg
-Chris and Meg
22579
Stewie:
(Running naked through the mall) Help! I've escaped from Kevin Spacy's basement, help me!
-Stewie
-Stewie
22578
Old man that loves Chris:
Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Mmmmm.
-Old man that loves Chris
-Old man that loves Chris
22577
Peter and Lois:
Hey Lois! Diarehha!
*laughs* Peter, I'm holding ice tea!
-Peter and Lois
*laughs* Peter, I'm holding ice tea!
-Peter and Lois
22576
Stewie:
What the deuce are you looking at? It's just tuna......
-Stewie
-Stewie
22575
Quagmire:
Mom, do you want this three-way to happen or not?
-Quagmire
-Quagmire
22574
peter:
(on lois&peter's wedding day)''I only have one thing to say to you lois...fudge fudge lemonade around the corner milk is made"
-peter
-peter
22573
Trisha Takanawa:
Oh I love to meet Ziggy Stardust...I take you home, make you fish bowel soup, fish bowel!" (To David Bowie, Stewie Griffin the Untold Story)
-Trisha Takanawa
-Trisha Takanawa
22572
Lois Griffin:
[Surprised] Stewie. Did......Did you unhook mommy's bra?
-Lois Griffin
-Lois Griffin
22571
Peter(after Lois tells him he's childish):
If I'm a child that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert.
-Peter(after Lois tells him he's childish)
-Peter(after Lois tells him he's childish)
22570
Chris Griffen:
If I had a hole in my throat, I'd put pennies in it.
-Chris Griffen
-Chris Griffen
22569
Peter Griffen:
Why are you dressed like Re-Run?
-Peter Griffen
-Peter Griffen
22568
Peter:
I'am coocoo for caca puffs.
-Peter
-Peter
22567
Stewie:
Oh GOD, it's like Orson Wells' autopsy...!
-Stewie
-Stewie
22566
Mayor Adam West:
I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy. [Puts taffy in his mouth.]Mmmmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmm..hmmmmmm.
-Mayor Adam West
-Mayor Adam West
22565
Cleveland & Quagmire:
[Singing] Check the balls on Uncle Charlie, fa la la la la la la la la.
-Cleveland & Quagmire
-Cleveland & Quagmire
