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      Chris:
      Mrs.lockheart too chris

      what do you see here(mrs.lockheart)
      2 d's and an F
      -Chris
      22603
        Peter:
        Hehehehe sweeet
        -Peter
        22602
          Peter:
          WILLSON! WILLSON! WILLSON! WILLSON!
          Volleyball:
          My name is Voit, dumbass!
          22601
            Brian&Peter:
            *Brian* Ah dont feel bad peter.Hey I know what will cheer you up.*Peter* I dont think i'm in the mood.*B* Are you sure?"Its peanutbutter jelly time! Peanutbutter jelly time!Peanutbuter jelly time!Where you at,where you at a day ago! Peanutbutter jelly!P
            -Brian&Peter
            22600
              Unknown character:
              Oh crapped the bells he crapped the bells oh crapped the bells well here comes Jesus he doesn't look very happy.
              -Unknown character
              22599
                Peter Griffin:
                Hey, Lois. Did you know that Evel Knievel was born in Montana?
                -Peter Griffin
                22598
                  Peter:
                  Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!
                  -Peter
                  22597
                    Stewie:
                    Sure I'll go for some ice cream BUT NO SPRINKLES! for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you
                    -Stewie
                    22596
                      Brian & Group:
                      Brian: Oh please Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
                      Group: *GASP*
                      Brian: .......Too soon?
                      -Brian & Group
                      22595
                        stewie:
                        when the world ismine you death shall be quick and painless
                        -stewie
                        22594
                          Chris:
                          (to a Twinkie) I'm going to turn you into POO!
                          -Chris
                          22593
                            Peter Griffin:
                            One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven. Seven. Seven prostitutes.
                            -Peter Griffin
                            22592
                              Stewie Griffin:
                              Baby needs ash! BABY NEEDS ASH! I said "ash" not "ass" you pervert. Save it for the interns.
                              -Stewie Griffin
                              22591
                                Martha Stewart:
                                Finally! (farts) Aahhhh...
                                -Martha Stewart
                                22590
                                  Lois:
                                  Smokin'! Ha ha ha. Smokin'! Smokin'!
                                  -Lois
                                  22589
                                    God and Jesus:
                                    >God: Let me light that for you. (summons bolt of lightning)(bar catches fire) Jesus Christ!!
                                    >Jesus: What!?
                                    >God: Lets get outta here.
                                    -God and Jesus
                                    22588
                                      Joe:
                                      Bring it ooooon!!!
                                      -Joe
                                      22587
                                        Joe:
                                        Lets do this!
                                        -Joe
                                        22586
                                          Quagmire:
                                          Dear diary, jackpot!
                                          -Quagmire
                                          22585
                                            Salesman and Peter:
                                            Salesman: My uncle, who's a real expert on volcanoes says one is about to erupt right here.
                                            Peter: ~Hmmm...I too have an uncle~ but we've never had a valcomo erupt ever.
                                            Salesman: well...don't you think we're overdue for one?
                                            Peter: touche salesman
                                            -Salesman and Peter