Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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      TV's Frank:
      Double Cranch? Whats that about?
      -TV's Frank
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        Joel Robinson:
        If you're like me,( and I know I am)...
        -Joel Robinson
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          Tom Servo:
          I'm the wind baby!
          -Tom Servo
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            Mike Nelson:
            You know many people have compaired this to the chariot scene in Ben Hur? Yeah, they usually say, 'Ben Hur' was really good, this movie totally sucked
            -Mike Nelson
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              Crow:
              Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
              -Crow
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                Joel Robinson:
                What do you think, sirs?
                -Joel Robinson
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                  Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman:
                  I'm falling at a 30 degree angle defying all laws of physiiiiiics!
                  -Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman
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                    Dr. Forrester:
                    Push the button Frank!
                    -Dr. Forrester