Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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      Dr. Forrester:
      It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people... it has EVERYTHING to do with hurting!
      -Dr. Forrester
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        TV's Frank:
        Double Cranch? Whats that about?
        -TV's Frank
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          Joel Robinson:
          If you're like me,( and I know I am)...
          -Joel Robinson
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            Tom Servo:
            I'm the wind baby!
            -Tom Servo
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              Mike Nelson:
              You know many people have compaired this to the chariot scene in Ben Hur? Yeah, they usually say, 'Ben Hur' was really good, this movie totally sucked
              -Mike Nelson
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                Crow:
                Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
                -Crow
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                  Joel Robinson:
                  What do you think, sirs?
                  -Joel Robinson
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                    Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman:
                    I'm falling at a 30 degree angle defying all laws of physiiiiiics!
                    -Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman
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                      Dr. Forrester:
                      Push the button Frank!
                      -Dr. Forrester