Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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      Joel Robinson:
      Oh, he aged so gradually I didn't even notice!
      -Joel Robinson
      22470
        Crow:
        I'm mine! All mine!
        -Crow
        22469
          Joel Robinson:
          Thats a number 5!
          -Joel Robinson
          22468
            Joel, Crow and Tom Servo:
            HUZZAH!
            -Joel, Crow and Tom Servo
            22467
              Joel Robinson:
              But I don't wanna look like Arch Hall Junior!
              -Joel Robinson
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                Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank:
                We're evil! EVIL!
                -Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
                22465
                  Joel Robinson:
                  All right! All right, let's do it again! You come in late girls, again, you're out. All right? All right, from the top: With a pickle mind, we kick the nipple beer. Steady as a goat, we're flying over trout. Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light
                  -Joel Robinson
                  22464
                    TV's Frank:
                    Ha ha ha ha, he can feel it he says!
                    -TV's Frank
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                      TV's Frank:
                      Good? He's the BEST!
                      -TV's Frank
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                        Joel Robinson:
                        Trumpy, you come down!
                        -Joel Robinson
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                          Crow:
                          You know you want me, baby!
                          -Crow
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                            JC:
                            I tried to show him the way! I tried to show him the light! I was like a brother to him! But he just said NO...
                            -JC
                            22459
                              Mike Nelson:
                              I'll have another coke!
                              -Mike Nelson
                              22458
                                Crow seeing a volcano blowing up...:
                                The world is having a Maalox moment...

                                -Crow seeing a volcano blowing up...
                                22457
                                  TV's Frank:
                                  I AM the button.
                                  -TV's Frank
                                  22456
                                    Torgo:
                                    LarGe SAuSagE and MusHrOOm, ThiN CrUsT?
                                    -Torgo
                                    22455
                                      Dr. Erhardt:
                                      Enjoy!
                                      -Dr. Erhardt
                                      22454
                                        Crow:
                                        I want to decide who lives and who dies.
                                        -Crow
                                        22453
                                          Dr. Forrester:
                                          Oh, poopie!
                                          -Dr. Forrester
                                          22452
                                            Dr. Forrester:
                                            It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people... it has EVERYTHING to do with hurting!
                                            -Dr. Forrester