Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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      Crow T. Robot:
      You could use his chin as a pitan!
      -Crow T. Robot
      22490
        Crow T. Robot:
        Remember to believe in magic, or i'll kill you!
        -Crow T. Robot
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          Crow T. Robot:
          How are we supposed to do a sketch when we have to watch... Manos: the Hands of Fate!

          -Crow T. Robot
          22488
            TV's Frank:
            Dr. Forrester I think you'd better have a look at this. Joel and the bots are making fun of my hair MY HAIR!
            -TV's Frank
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              Joel Robinson:
              Oh, wow.
              -Joel Robinson
              22486
                Joel Robinson:
                Hey, you leave my father outta this!
                -Joel Robinson
                22485
                  Crow T. Robot:
                  Previously, on Twin Peaks.
                  -Crow T. Robot
                  22484
                    Crooow:
                    Oh! so that's what you do for a living: throw people out the window and say 'You are the Pumaman'.
                    -Crooow
                    22483
                      Crow:
                      "Honey! I'll help you finish stripping!"
                      -Crow
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                        Joel Robinson:
                        He's on a collison course with wackiness!
                        -Joel Robinson
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                          Dr. Forrester:
                          Yippee ki-yo ki-yay, mamma jamma.
                          -Dr. Forrester
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                            Joel Robinson:
                            I'm gone! Presto! Vavoom!
                            -Joel Robinson
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                              Crow T. Robot:
                              Okay, alright. You win the world. Your monster is the best and can kill everything. You're happy and you're standing there all in your shame... Are you happy now?
                              -Crow T. Robot
                              22478
                                Joel Robinson:
                                Rex Dart! Eskimo Spy!
                                -Joel Robinson
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                                  TV's Frank:
                                  You know, Clay, when you come right down to it, I think I'd like to be know as just... Frank.
                                  -TV's Frank
                                  22476
                                    Tom Servo:
                                    Thank goodness for the internal genetalia!
                                    -Tom Servo
                                    22475
                                      Joel & Mike:
                                      We've got movie sign!
                                      -Joel & Mike
                                      22474
                                        Santa Claus:
                                        I've come here to eat candy canes and kick ass,, and i'm all out of candy canes!
                                        -Santa Claus
                                        22473
                                          TV's Frank:
                                          More pie, mangoat?
                                          -TV's Frank
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                                            Crow:
                                            Shall I hit you again TV's Frank?
                                            -Crow