Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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      Crow T. Robot:
      You, eh, Joel Robinstone?
      -Crow T. Robot
      22491
        Crow T. Robot:
        You could use his chin as a pitan!
        -Crow T. Robot
        22490
          Crow T. Robot:
          Remember to believe in magic, or i'll kill you!
          -Crow T. Robot
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            Crow T. Robot:
            How are we supposed to do a sketch when we have to watch... Manos: the Hands of Fate!

            -Crow T. Robot
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              TV's Frank:
              Dr. Forrester I think you'd better have a look at this. Joel and the bots are making fun of my hair MY HAIR!
              -TV's Frank
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                Joel Robinson:
                Oh, wow.
                -Joel Robinson
                22486
                  Joel Robinson:
                  Hey, you leave my father outta this!
                  -Joel Robinson
                  22485
                    Crow T. Robot:
                    Previously, on Twin Peaks.
                    -Crow T. Robot
                    22484
                      Crooow:
                      Oh! so that's what you do for a living: throw people out the window and say 'You are the Pumaman'.
                      -Crooow
                      22483
                        Crow:
                        "Honey! I'll help you finish stripping!"
                        -Crow
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                          Joel Robinson:
                          He's on a collison course with wackiness!
                          -Joel Robinson
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                            Dr. Forrester:
                            Yippee ki-yo ki-yay, mamma jamma.
                            -Dr. Forrester
                            22480
                              Joel Robinson:
                              I'm gone! Presto! Vavoom!
                              -Joel Robinson
                              22479
                                Crow T. Robot:
                                Okay, alright. You win the world. Your monster is the best and can kill everything. You're happy and you're standing there all in your shame... Are you happy now?
                                -Crow T. Robot
                                22478
                                  Joel Robinson:
                                  Rex Dart! Eskimo Spy!
                                  -Joel Robinson
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                                    TV's Frank:
                                    You know, Clay, when you come right down to it, I think I'd like to be know as just... Frank.
                                    -TV's Frank
                                    22476
                                      Tom Servo:
                                      Thank goodness for the internal genetalia!
                                      -Tom Servo
                                      22475
                                        Joel & Mike:
                                        We've got movie sign!
                                        -Joel & Mike
                                        22474
                                          Santa Claus:
                                          I've come here to eat candy canes and kick ass,, and i'm all out of candy canes!
                                          -Santa Claus
                                          22473
                                            TV's Frank:
                                            More pie, mangoat?
                                            -TV's Frank