Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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      Joel, Crow, and Servo:
      Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He's the source of all our pain!
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        Its the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan.
        -Mike Nelson-
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          Joel: "What do you want for Christmas, Crow?"

          Crow T. Robot: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies!"
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            Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank: "What do you *want* from us? We're *evil*. Evil!"
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              Cast: "He tried to kill me with a forklift!"
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                Dr. Forrester: I don't think. i get even.
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                  Crow: Fetch Me My Warrior Muu-Muu.
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                    Professor Bobo: " My Smoothie Gives Me Great Strength."
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                      Tom: "Hey look, It's John Claude Van Damme."

                      Mike: " No, it's more like John Claude Gosh Darn."
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                        Crow:" SAVE THE MEATLOAF!"
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                          Crow: " Ah! First it was a Milky Way, Now it's a Snickers!"
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                            Mike:" Crow, you're halucinating a clown."

                            Crow: " So..you're....not.....a....clown?"
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                              Crow, while watching "The Crawling Eye" says the final line of the series: "This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?"
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                                thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

                                -tom servo
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                                  thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

                                  -tom servo
                                  22497
                                    hey don't that's wallace and gromit's yard!

                                    -crow
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                                      Tom Servo: "Chief?"

                                      Crow: "McCloud!"
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                                        Mike Nelson:
                                        I got my dad's enforcer for the weekend! Woo!
                                        -Mike Nelson
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                                          Tom Servo:
                                          She's old. How old - is she? She creaks - she's so - dang old.
                                          -Tom Servo
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                                            Crow T. Robot:
                                            Guy with a toy monkey on the run. Guy with a toy monkey on the ruuun!
                                            -Crow T. Robot