Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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    22511
      Its the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan.
      -Mike Nelson-
      22510
        Joel: "What do you want for Christmas, Crow?"

        Crow T. Robot: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies!"
        22509
          Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank: "What do you *want* from us? We're *evil*. Evil!"
          22508
            Cast: "He tried to kill me with a forklift!"
            22507
              Dr. Forrester: I don't think. i get even.
              22506
                Crow: Fetch Me My Warrior Muu-Muu.
                22505
                  Professor Bobo: " My Smoothie Gives Me Great Strength."
                  22504
                    Tom: "Hey look, It's John Claude Van Damme."

                    Mike: " No, it's more like John Claude Gosh Darn."
                    22503
                      Crow:" SAVE THE MEATLOAF!"
                      22502
                        Crow: " Ah! First it was a Milky Way, Now it's a Snickers!"
                        22501
                          Mike:" Crow, you're halucinating a clown."

                          Crow: " So..you're....not.....a....clown?"
                          22500
                            Crow, while watching "The Crawling Eye" says the final line of the series: "This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?"
                            22499
                              thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

                              -tom servo
                              22498
                                thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

                                -tom servo
                                22497
                                  hey don't that's wallace and gromit's yard!

                                  -crow
                                  22496
                                    Tom Servo: "Chief?"

                                    Crow: "McCloud!"
                                    22495
                                      Mike Nelson:
                                      I got my dad's enforcer for the weekend! Woo!
                                      -Mike Nelson
                                      22494
                                        Tom Servo:
                                        She's old. How old - is she? She creaks - she's so - dang old.
                                        -Tom Servo
                                        22493
                                          Crow T. Robot:
                                          Guy with a toy monkey on the run. Guy with a toy monkey on the ruuun!
                                          -Crow T. Robot
                                          22492
                                            Crow T. Robot:
                                            You, eh, Joel Robinstone?
                                            -Crow T. Robot