The Red Green Show Quotes
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      Red Green:
      Spare the Duct Tape, Spoil the job.
      -Red Green
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        red green:
        If women don't find you handsome, they can sure find you handy.
        -red green
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          Red Green:
          Bow your heads for the men's prayer.
          (group recites)
          I am a man, but I can change.
          If I have to, I guess...
          -Red Green
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            Red Green:
            Keep your stick on the ice.
            -Red Green
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              Harold (looking at glass of whine) and Red Green:
              Harold: It looks cloudy.
              Red Green: Yeah, the weather channel said it's supposed to clear up later.
              -Harold (looking at glass of whine) and Red Green
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                Red Green:
                We hold these two pieces together useing the handy mans secret weapon, Duct Tape
                -Red Green
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                  Harold:
                  uncle red!uncle red!
                  -Harold