M*A*S*H Quotes
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      Hawkeye:
      For you, Frank. It's a MacArthur doll. Wind him up and he returns from anywhere
      -Hawkeye
      22295
        Hawkeye:
        I'll save you the trouble, I know how it ends: Peter Pancreas marries the princess... Pelvis. They have a couple of kidneys, and they all liver happily ever after
        -Hawkeye
        22294
          Trapper:
          I peeked at the end, Frank; the Devil did it
          -Trapper
          22293
            Hawkeye:
            My kidneys were expecting Orange Juice. Silly kidneys
            -Hawkeye
            22292
              Hawkeye:
              Druid, reformed. They're allowed to pray at bushes
              -Hawkeye
              22291
                Henry Blake to Radar:
                You behave yourself, or I'm gonna come back and kick your butt
                -Henry Blake to Radar
                22290
                  Frank Burns:
                  I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me
                  -Frank Burns
                  22289
                    Frank Burns:
                    I was popular! And don't you forget it!"
                    -Frank Burns
                    22288
                      Klinger:
                      I'll do anything! I'll wet my bed--I'll wet your bed--I'll wet the whole camp!"
                      -Klinger
                      22287
                        Radar:
                        Choppers!
                        -Radar
                        22286
                          Sidney Freedman:
                          I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch
                          -Sidney Freedman
                          22285
                            Sidney Freedman:
                            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice
                            -Sidney Freedman
                            22284
                              Frank Burns:
                              Individuality is fine, so long as everybody's doing it together
                              -Frank Burns
                              22283
                                Hawkeye:
                                I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions.
                                -Hawkeye
                                22282
                                  Henry Blake:
                                  Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
                                  -Henry Blake