22296
Hawkeye:
For you, Frank. It's a MacArthur doll. Wind him up and he returns from anywhere
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22295
Hawkeye:
I'll save you the trouble, I know how it ends: Peter Pancreas marries the princess... Pelvis. They have a couple of kidneys, and they all liver happily ever after
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22294
Trapper:
I peeked at the end, Frank; the Devil did it
-Trapper
-Trapper
22293
Hawkeye:
My kidneys were expecting Orange Juice. Silly kidneys
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22292
Hawkeye:
Druid, reformed. They're allowed to pray at bushes
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22291
Henry Blake to Radar:
You behave yourself, or I'm gonna come back and kick your butt
-Henry Blake to Radar
-Henry Blake to Radar
22290
Frank Burns:
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me
-Frank Burns
-Frank Burns
22289
Frank Burns:
I was popular! And don't you forget it!"
-Frank Burns
-Frank Burns
22288
Klinger:
I'll do anything! I'll wet my bed--I'll wet your bed--I'll wet the whole camp!"
-Klinger
-Klinger
22287
Radar:
Choppers!
-Radar
-Radar
22286
Sidney Freedman:
I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch
-Sidney Freedman
-Sidney Freedman
22285
Sidney Freedman:
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice
-Sidney Freedman
-Sidney Freedman
22284
Frank Burns:
Individuality is fine, so long as everybody's doing it together
-Frank Burns
-Frank Burns
22283
Hawkeye:
I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions.
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22282
Henry Blake:
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
-Henry Blake
-Henry Blake
