M*A*S*H Quotes
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      A Very Drunk Hot Lips:
      Oh I'm not so drunk as you think I am!
      -A Very Drunk Hot Lips
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        Frank Burns:
        Oh, you...GUYS!
        -Frank Burns
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          Trapper:
          This morning was a very good year
          -Trapper
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            Winchester:
            Gentlemen
            -Winchester
            22312
              hawkeye:
              what hight, you have know hight to mke fun of, go get some hight we'll make fun of it
              -hawkeye
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                Col Blake:
                ive gotta go shot some targets, and i did'nt even know they were in season
                -Col Blake
                22310
                  Col. Potter:
                  I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife.

                  -Col. Potter
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                    Frank and Hawkeye:
                    Frank: Why, you...you...!!
                    Hawkeye: I am NOT!!!
                    -Frank and Hawkeye
                    22308
                      Henry:
                      Ah, nuts...I gotta go to the sandbox!
                      -Henry
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                        Radar:
                        I am NOT SHORT!!
                        -Radar
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                          Henry and Frank:
                          Henry: ...Our lines have been cut.
                          Frank: Now who would do a thing like that?!
                          Henry: The enemy, FRANK!!
                          -Henry and Frank
                          22305
                            Trapper, Radar and Pierce (episode - 5 o'clock charlie):
                            Trapper: Sound off!!
                            Radar: (looking at pierce) Are you one?
                            Pierce: (strikes "fruity" pose) Yes...are you?
                            Radar: That's not funny...
                            -Trapper, Radar and Pierce (episode - 5 o'clock charlie)
                            22304
                              Hawkeye Pierce:
                              My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!!
                              -Hawkeye Pierce
                              22303
                                a drunk:
                                I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!
                                -a drunk
                                22302
                                  Radar and a drunk Henry Blake:
                                  Radar: C'mon, sir, let's go so you can practice shooting at the target range.
                                  Henry: (singing)...where the deer and the antelope play...
                                  -Radar and a drunk Henry Blake
                                  22301
                                    a drunk Frank Burns:
                                    A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I...I...I...I got a gaaaal...in Kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...
                                    -a drunk Frank Burns
                                    22300
                                      a drunk Frank Burns:
                                      You know what my brother used to call me when we were kids?....Ferret-face!
                                      -a drunk Frank Burns
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                                        Henry Blake to Klinger:
                                        Here's an oldie but a goodie...half of the family dying, other half pregnant.

                                        -Henry Blake to Klinger
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                                          Korean Girl:
                                          Oh yes, Lady with tiger-skin underwear
                                          -Korean Girl
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                                            Radar:
                                            These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.
                                            -Radar