22316
A Very Drunk Hot Lips:
Oh I'm not so drunk as you think I am!
-A Very Drunk Hot Lips
-A Very Drunk Hot Lips
22315
Frank Burns:
Oh, you...GUYS!
-Frank Burns
-Frank Burns
22314
Trapper:
This morning was a very good year
-Trapper
-Trapper
22313
Winchester:
Gentlemen
-Winchester
-Winchester
22312
hawkeye:
what hight, you have know hight to mke fun of, go get some hight we'll make fun of it
-hawkeye
-hawkeye
22311
Col Blake:
ive gotta go shot some targets, and i did'nt even know they were in season
-Col Blake
-Col Blake
22310
Col. Potter:
I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife.
-Col. Potter
-Col. Potter
22309
Frank and Hawkeye:
Frank: Why, you...you...!!
Hawkeye: I am NOT!!!
-Frank and Hawkeye
Hawkeye: I am NOT!!!
-Frank and Hawkeye
22308
Henry:
Ah, nuts...I gotta go to the sandbox!
-Henry
-Henry
22307
Radar:
I am NOT SHORT!!
-Radar
-Radar
22306
Henry and Frank:
Henry: ...Our lines have been cut.
Frank: Now who would do a thing like that?!
Henry: The enemy, FRANK!!
-Henry and Frank
Frank: Now who would do a thing like that?!
Henry: The enemy, FRANK!!
-Henry and Frank
22305
Trapper, Radar and Pierce (episode - 5 o'clock charlie):
Trapper: Sound off!!
Radar: (looking at pierce) Are you one?
Pierce: (strikes "fruity" pose) Yes...are you?
Radar: That's not funny...
-Trapper, Radar and Pierce (episode - 5 o'clock charlie)
Radar: (looking at pierce) Are you one?
Pierce: (strikes "fruity" pose) Yes...are you?
Radar: That's not funny...
-Trapper, Radar and Pierce (episode - 5 o'clock charlie)
22304
Hawkeye Pierce:
My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!!
-Hawkeye Pierce
-Hawkeye Pierce
22303
a drunk:
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!
-a drunk
-a drunk
22302
Radar and a drunk Henry Blake:
Radar: C'mon, sir, let's go so you can practice shooting at the target range.
Henry: (singing)...where the deer and the antelope play...
-Radar and a drunk Henry Blake
Henry: (singing)...where the deer and the antelope play...
-Radar and a drunk Henry Blake
22301
a drunk Frank Burns:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I...I...I...I got a gaaaal...in Kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...
-a drunk Frank Burns
-a drunk Frank Burns
22300
a drunk Frank Burns:
You know what my brother used to call me when we were kids?....Ferret-face!
-a drunk Frank Burns
-a drunk Frank Burns
22299
Henry Blake to Klinger:
Here's an oldie but a goodie...half of the family dying, other half pregnant.
-Henry Blake to Klinger
-Henry Blake to Klinger
22298
Korean Girl:
Oh yes, Lady with tiger-skin underwear
-Korean Girl
-Korean Girl
22297
Radar:
These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.
-Radar
-Radar
