22336
Hawkeye: Maybe it's not her.
BJ: Maybe you're not you.
Hawkeye: Exactly.
(Pause, hesitation)
It's her. I'm me. It's us.
(Concerning the reunion with Hawkeye's lost love interest.)
BJ: Maybe you're not you.
Hawkeye: Exactly.
(Pause, hesitation)
It's her. I'm me. It's us.
(Concerning the reunion with Hawkeye's lost love interest.)
22335
Hawkeye: The instrument has yet to be invented which can measure my indifference to that remark.
(Hawkeye to Frank)
(Hawkeye to Frank)
22334
Hawkeye: "Frank was once the innocent victim of possession. Through some tragic error they exorcized the nice guy and left THAT."
22333
Frank: "It's my metabolism. I'm hypo-thyroid. Very low blood-pressure, very low body temperature."
Hawkeye: "That comes from being dead for two years."
Hawkeye: "That comes from being dead for two years."
22332
Charles: That makes him annoying; it doesn’t make him a spy.
Flagg: Why not? I’m annoying and I’m a spy.
Winchester and Flagg who is investigating Hawkeye as a spy.
Flagg: Why not? I’m annoying and I’m a spy.
Winchester and Flagg who is investigating Hawkeye as a spy.
22331
Hawkeye and Radar:
Hawk: We're going to have a baby. Radar: HERE???
-Hawkeye and Radar
-Hawkeye and Radar
22330
Henry and Radar:
Henry: What did I tell you about coming in here before I even know I want you. Radar: But I don't like to be late, sir? Henry: How can you be late if I don't even know that I want you?
-Henry and Radar
-Henry and Radar
22329
Blake:
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one
-Blake
-Blake
22328
Henry:
Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant
-Henry
-Henry
22327
Winchester:
Music has always been my getaway from reality, but now, it will only cause me to recall this traumatizing experience.
-Winchester
-Winchester
22326
Hawkeye:
I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22325
Winchester :
A garbage truck... No better way to leave a dump.
-Winchester
-Winchester
22324
Winchester:
I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat
-Winchester
-Winchester
22323
Col. Flagg to Hot Lips and Frank:
...it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, pinko's and fellow travelers. 'Course without the likes of Americans like you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans l
-Col. Flagg to Hot Lips and Frank
-Col. Flagg to Hot Lips and Frank
22322
Frank:
I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot
-Frank
-Frank
22321
Henry:
Frank, it's after six, you can stop being snotty
-Henry
-Henry
22320
Hawkeye:
Now Henry, don't get all Regular Army on us now...
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
22319
Radar (after he can't find Major Houlihan and Colonel Potter suggests he looks in the women's shower):
Well uh nudididity makes me breathe funny
-Radar (after he can't find Major Houlihan and Colonel Potter suggests he looks in the women's shower)
-Radar (after he can't find Major Houlihan and Colonel Potter suggests he looks in the women's shower)
22318
Col. Potter:
(Singing) "Oh I like to go swimmin' with bowlegged women and swim between thier legs...swim between thier legs..."
-Col. Potter
-Col. Potter
22317
Hawkeye:
I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just giner ale that knows somebody.
-Hawkeye
-Hawkeye
