Ed Edd n Eddy Quotes
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    21991
      Edd:
      *hiccup* Oh dear! *hiccup* Oh my!
      -Edd
      21990
        Edd:
        That's disgusting!
        -Edd
        21989
          Rolf:
          Ah. May I borrow your rump?
          -Rolf
          21988
            Eddy:
            Eddy: coughs, "oh it must be this malaria double Dee I'll just go take a laxative"
            -Eddy
            21987
              edd:
              excuse me, but has my shirt become a door mat to everyone's filthy shoes.
              -edd
              21986
                Ed:
                (Ed has a vision of Eddy and Double-D frolicking in the flowers) Aw... Isn't that sweet?
                -Ed
                21985
                  Nazz Edd:
                  Nazz: Next, is Rolf. And your word is... (Trying to say Colonial) Co- lon-i Edd: Colonial. Nazz: Right on, Double-D.
                  -Nazz Edd
                  21984
                    edd and eddy:
                    edd:*plans an assault on the urban rangers*
                    eddy:you hear that...it sounds like no one carring!
                    -edd and eddy
                    21983
                      ed and eddy:
                      eddy:now...we need wood.
                      ed:[gets something from trash can] i found wood!
                      eddy:show me it!
                      ed: here it is!
                      eddy: ed, thats a popsicle stick.
                      -ed and eddy
                      21982
                        Kanker Sisters:
                        Hey, look it's our husbands!
                        -Kanker Sisters
                        21981
                          ed to edd and eddy:
                          this is bad guys! sarah will tell mom, mom will tell dad, and dad will just sit there and read the newspaper all day!
                          -ed to edd and eddy
                          21980
                            ed to eddy:
                            eddy: now...what do girls like?
                            ed:oh oh i know, sarah likes to see me eat yogurt from my belly button!
                            -ed to eddy
                            21979
                              ed to eddy:
                              *double-d leaves*
                              eddy: whats up with double-d.
                              ed: maybe his mom is calling [imitates mother]"edward come home and tickle your feet!
                              -ed to eddy
                              21978
                                Edd and Ed:
                                Edd: Did you know that shadow puppetry is one of the oldest forms of entertainment?
                                Ed: Like walnuts?
                                -Edd and Ed
                                21977
                                  Sarah Jonny:
                                  'Jonny, get out of there!' 'Why?' ' 'Cause I said so!' ' Why?' ''Cause you're bugging us!' 'Why?' ''Cause you're stupid!' '(slight pause) Why?'
                                  -Sarah Jonny
                                  21976
                                    Rolf:
                                    Look at the size of this footprint, I haven't seen feet this big since my great-grandmother!
                                    -Rolf
                                    21975
                                      All except EEnE:
                                      All except EEnE: Whizz whizz, it's time to whazz!
                                      -All except EEnE
                                      21974
                                        Eddy Double-D:
                                        Eddy: (Crazy) Will you marry us? Double-D: I'm not registered for that.Eddy: Then we'll elope!
                                        -Eddy Double-D
                                        21973
                                          Eddy:
                                          HELP! THE STAIRCASE IS EATING ME!
                                          -Eddy
                                          21972
                                            Ed:
                                            Big butt. So what?
                                            -Ed