Ed Edd n Eddy Quotes
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    22091
      "I AM JIMMY! HEAR ME ROAR!"
      -Jimmy
      22090
        "Hello? ... Who threw this watchmadoohickey at Rolf's posterior?"
        -Rolf
        22089
          Eddy: (After seeing Ed's Jonny mask fall off) Jonny, you dropped your face... I'll go get you a new one!
          22088
            "If its not of this world its mine!"
            -ED
            22087
              "You must be pulling rolf's finger!, Rolf shall return!"
              -Rolf
              22086
                "Open up and say bob double d!"
                -ED
                22085
                  "I name this planet in the name of ed!, bringer of bacon!"
                  -ED
                  22084
                    Double D: Ed your violating a hair peice!
                    Ed: Wigs scare me double d
                    22083
                      Edd: "I'm not sure this is legal."
                      Eddy: "Sure it is! Cows are public property, like trees."
                      22082
                        Edd: [heading for the phone] "How do I look, Eddy?"
                        Eddy: "It's a phone call, Romeo."
                        22081
                          Ed: "Where do eggs come from?"
                          Rolf: "Let me show you exactly where the egg comes from--"
                          Edd: "NO! Um...Eggs come from chickens, Ed."
                          Ed: "Where does a chicken come from?"
                          22080
                            Ed: "Take me to your leader!" [charges the Kankers]
                            Eddy: "Give 'em the Burr-Head Bump, Ed!"
                            Ed: "I can't Eddy, my mom says I'm not allowed to fight girls!"
                            22079
                              Eddy: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
                              Ed [excited]: "Ladies and gentlemen!"
                              Eddy: "Come buy our delicious..."
                              Ed: "Come buy our deciduous..." [normal voice] "Uh."
                              Eddy: "Energy drink."
                              Ed: "Hello!"
                              22078
                                [after Edd & Eddy gave Ed a bath in the wagon]
                                Ed: "Am I cool, now?"
                                Eddy: "No, you're naked."
                                22077
                                  "if you cant beat'em, show off!"
                                  -Eddy
                                  22076
                                    "Well, I was walking down the sidewalk; when I saw a bug! 'Hello bug!' I followed the little dickens to this tree see? Then I hit my head on that branch! *WHACK!* Oh, sorry; it was this one *WHACK!* Then I gazed at the stars!"

                                    -Ed
                                    22075
                                      "carefull eddy, do not taunt the doodle!"
                                      -Rolf
                                      22074
                                        {After falling into a machine and turning into a wiener}
                                        Rolf: I am a wiener
                                        Ed: {Eating a wiener link} You are Rolf
                                        22073
                                          Eddy: I would, but I have to change the newspapers under Ed's bed
                                          Ed: Changed them this mourning Eddy
                                          22072
                                            Ed: "thats really soemthing i wanted to do"