Ed Edd n Eddy Quotes
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    22131
      Edd: "Inhale, Ed! Reverse your breathing!"
      22130
        (Jonny and Plank plummet to the ground so hard that they end up in China)
        Jonny: "Wow, China!" (anxiously clutches Plank) "Just like in the cartoons!"
        22129
          (the Eds are covered in gum)
          Edd: "Well, once again, the day ends with the 3 of us..."
          Eddy: "...stuck together in some nutty way! But wait, we have a guest tonight!"
          (Jonny and Plank are there, too)
          Ed: "I like the way Jonny's stuck."
          22128
            Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!" (Ed "rewinds" Edd) "For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!" (gets "rewinded" again) "Every Christmas!"
            22127
              Rolf: "Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf!"
              Kevin: "What are you talking about, man?"
              Rolf: "Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf! Must I spell it?"
              22126
                Ed: "MEATBALL!"
                Jimmy: "Aah! Mother Nature's attacking again!"
                22125
                  Lee Kanker: Hi, little Eddy.
                  May Kanker: He's so cute!
                  (the Kankers pet and pinch Eddy)
                  Marie Kanker: Look at that baby face!
                  (Eddy bites)
                  Lee: He's such a little brat.
                  Eddy: I'm not little!
                  22124
                    Ed: "Eddy is my ideal pal; soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes. Yum."
                    22123
                      Ed: "Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes. Can it dial a phone?"
                      22122
                        (Ed is in Eddy's room. Ed looks at Eddy's lava lamp)
                        Ed: "Why does goo float?"
                        Eddy: "HIT THE ROAD!"
                        (Ed eats the lava lamp)
                        Eddy: "My LAMP!"
                        Ed: (picks up Eddy) "Eddy, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?"
                        22121
                          Ed: "Hot cocoa and potato salad! Who's with me?!"
                          22120
                            Ed: "Hold that think!"
                            22119
                              Ed: "If only we had a sack of potatoes!"
                              Edd: "Potatoes won't aid us in any way, Ed."
                              22118
                                Jonny: (running around Ed) "Flutter around the mushrooms! That's what pixies do!"
                                22117
                                  Rolf: "Hurry, as the rasberries beg to be squashed, Ed Boy!"
                                  Ed: "*imitating Eddy* Let's sell the squash for cash! *gasp* Chicken! Pet the chicken! Pet the chicken! *pauses* This stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it. Stupid!"
                                  Eddy: "*imitating Double D* Excuse me, Eddy, may I 'fuel inject'? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals."
                                  Double D: "*imitating Ed* I love chickens, Eddy!"
                                  *All three laughing*
                                  22116
                                    Double D: "No! Stop! Wait!"
                                    22115
                                      Eddy: "W-w-w-water!"
                                      Double D: "H2O, please!"
                                      Ed: "Gravy!"
                                      22114
                                        Jimmy: "Ready or not, here I come!"
                                        Ed: "Jimmy's coming!"
                                        Double D: "We need to hide!"
                                        Eddy: " *angrily* You're touching my face!"
                                        22113
                                          Ed: "Nobody knows nothing like Eddy."
                                          22112
                                            Double D: "Minus the square root of a piece of pie?"