Ed Edd n Eddy Quotes
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      Jonny 2x4:
      Boy, Plank. Ever feel as though you might as well be talking to a piece of wood?
      -Jonny 2x4
      21930
        Ed:
        Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag?
        -Ed
        21929
          Ed Jonny:
          Ed: Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo! Jonny: [to Plank] Do you think he'll lay an egg, buddy?

          -Ed Jonny
          21928
            Ed:
            [Jimmy has chicken pox] Ed: It's so gross. Can I touch it?


            -Ed
            21927
              Ed Edd Eddy:
              Ed: Alley-Oop! Edd: Gracious! Eddy: Geronimo!
              -Ed Edd Eddy
              21926
                Jonny:
                Plank and I want to hear a real story like Octopus's Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite.
                -Jonny
                21925
                  Rowlf:
                  Has anybody told you your hair resembles the back end of a chicken?
                  -Rowlf
                  21924
                    Ed and Jimmy:
                    Rub your head. Rub your head. Rub your head.
                    -Ed and Jimmy
                    21923
                      Edd and Eddy:
                      Plank's gone mad.
                      -Edd and Eddy
                      21922
                        Ed:
                        Ed: E-C-T-O-P-L-A-S-M!
                        -Ed
                        21921
                          Ed:
                          Hello light!
                          -Ed
                          21920
                            Edd:
                            *blowing in bag*"Oh dear!"
                            -Edd
                            21919
                              Edd and Eddy:
                              Victor's gone mad!
                              -Edd and Eddy
                              21918
                                Rolf:
                                I am a wiener!
                                -Rolf
                                21917
                                  May Kanker:
                                  We're being abducted!
                                  -May Kanker
                                  21916
                                    Jimmy:
                                    I'm so graceful and petite!
                                    -Jimmy
                                    21915
                                      Sarah:
                                      I'M TELLING MOM!
                                      -Sarah
                                      21914
                                        Eddy & Ed:
                                        Eddy: If we knew everything we would be famous … wait! And rich! Ed: Like potato salad!?
                                        -Eddy & Ed
                                        21913
                                          Jimmy:
                                          Second verse, same as the first!
                                          -Jimmy
                                          21912
                                            Ed and Eddy:
                                            Ed: I LOVE PANCAKES! Eddy: Shut up and pour, Lumpy!
                                            -Ed and Eddy