Freakazoid Quotes
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    21754
      Dexter:
      I wish I were home reading funny stories in binary.
      -Dexter
      21753
        Freakazoid:
        [after a long, passionate kiss] That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!
        -Freakazoid
        21752
          Freakazoid:
          I don't want to go down into the sewer. It smells like poo gas.
          -Freakazoid
          21751
            Freakazoid and the kiddies:
            Freakazoid: The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show.
            Kids: Aaaah!
            -Freakazoid and the kiddies
            21750
              Freakazoid:
              GOOD FOR MEE!
              -Freakazoid
              21749
                Jack Valenti:
                Hi, I'm Jack Valenti and these are my cheeks.
                -Jack Valenti
                21748
                  Freakazoid:
                  Well I'd better be going.. For somewhere there are wrongs to right. There are foes to fight. There are little chunks of carrot in your teeth... I'd have that taken care of, it can lead to insanity.
                  -Freakazoid
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                    Freakazoid:
                    If this were an after-school special, ooh, you'd pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit, like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth! ... EW ITS A PLATE! AND HE'S--BEEN--ON IT! OW, YUCK! EW!
                    -Freakazoid
                    21746
                      Freakazoid:
                      Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!
                      -Freakazoid
                      21745
                        Cosgrove:
                        You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
                        -Cosgrove
                        21744
                          Freakazoid:
                          I LIKE ME.
                          -Freakazoid
                          21743
                            Freakazoid to Freakadog:
                            Look at you! With your little squishy face! I wanna squeeze you!
                            -Freakazoid to Freakadog
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                              Freakazoid:
                              Aww Nut Bunnies!
                              -Freakazoid
                              21741
                                The Huntsman:
                                Darn! Darn the luck!
                                -The Huntsman
                                21740
                                  Cosgrove and Freakazoid:
                                  Hey Freakazoid, want to go get a mint?
                                  DO I??!!
                                  -Cosgrove and Freakazoid
                                  21739
                                    Lord Bravery:
                                    Fear not, Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes has arrived!
                                    -Lord Bravery
                                    21738
                                      Freakazoid:
                                      Gimme that you nut!
                                      -Freakazoid
                                      21737
                                        Freakazoid:
                                        This one... cuz it RUNS!
                                        -Freakazoid
                                        21736
                                          Freakazoid:
                                          Neato torpedo.
                                          -Freakazoid
                                          21735
                                            Freakazoid:
                                            Does my face look happy? I thought of a way out!
                                            -Freakazoid