Freakazoid Quotes
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    21751
      Freakazoid and the kiddies:
      Freakazoid: The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show.
      Kids: Aaaah!
      -Freakazoid and the kiddies
      21750
        Freakazoid:
        GOOD FOR MEE!
        -Freakazoid
        21749
          Jack Valenti:
          Hi, I'm Jack Valenti and these are my cheeks.
          -Jack Valenti
          21748
            Freakazoid:
            Well I'd better be going.. For somewhere there are wrongs to right. There are foes to fight. There are little chunks of carrot in your teeth... I'd have that taken care of, it can lead to insanity.
            -Freakazoid
            21747
              Freakazoid:
              If this were an after-school special, ooh, you'd pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit, like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth! ... EW ITS A PLATE! AND HE'S--BEEN--ON IT! OW, YUCK! EW!
              -Freakazoid
              21746
                Freakazoid:
                Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!
                -Freakazoid
                21745
                  Cosgrove:
                  You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
                  -Cosgrove
                  21744
                    Freakazoid:
                    I LIKE ME.
                    -Freakazoid
                    21743
                      Freakazoid to Freakadog:
                      Look at you! With your little squishy face! I wanna squeeze you!
                      -Freakazoid to Freakadog
                      21742
                        Freakazoid:
                        Aww Nut Bunnies!
                        -Freakazoid
                        21741
                          The Huntsman:
                          Darn! Darn the luck!
                          -The Huntsman
                          21740
                            Cosgrove and Freakazoid:
                            Hey Freakazoid, want to go get a mint?
                            DO I??!!
                            -Cosgrove and Freakazoid
                            21739
                              Lord Bravery:
                              Fear not, Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes has arrived!
                              -Lord Bravery
                              21738
                                Freakazoid:
                                Gimme that you nut!
                                -Freakazoid
                                21737
                                  Freakazoid:
                                  This one... cuz it RUNS!
                                  -Freakazoid
                                  21736
                                    Freakazoid:
                                    Neato torpedo.
                                    -Freakazoid
                                    21735
                                      Freakazoid:
                                      Does my face look happy? I thought of a way out!
                                      -Freakazoid
                                      21734
                                        Roddy:
                                        Ah, crud!
                                        -Roddy
                                        21733
                                          Moron:
                                          I ......... am ............ Moron!
                                          -Moron
                                          21732
                                            Cosgrove:
                                            Something smells like poogas!
                                            -Cosgrove