Freakazoid Quotes
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    21753
      Freakazoid:
      [after a long, passionate kiss] That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!
      -Freakazoid
      21752
        Freakazoid:
        I don't want to go down into the sewer. It smells like poo gas.
        -Freakazoid
        21751
          Freakazoid and the kiddies:
          Freakazoid: The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show.
          Kids: Aaaah!
          -Freakazoid and the kiddies
          21750
            Freakazoid:
            GOOD FOR MEE!
            -Freakazoid
            21749
              Jack Valenti:
              Hi, I'm Jack Valenti and these are my cheeks.
              -Jack Valenti
              21748
                Freakazoid:
                Well I'd better be going.. For somewhere there are wrongs to right. There are foes to fight. There are little chunks of carrot in your teeth... I'd have that taken care of, it can lead to insanity.
                -Freakazoid
                21747
                  Freakazoid:
                  If this were an after-school special, ooh, you'd pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit, like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth! ... EW ITS A PLATE! AND HE'S--BEEN--ON IT! OW, YUCK! EW!
                  -Freakazoid
                  21746
                    Freakazoid:
                    Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!
                    -Freakazoid
                    21745
                      Cosgrove:
                      You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
                      -Cosgrove
                      21744
                        Freakazoid:
                        I LIKE ME.
                        -Freakazoid
                        21743
                          Freakazoid to Freakadog:
                          Look at you! With your little squishy face! I wanna squeeze you!
                          -Freakazoid to Freakadog
                          21742
                            Freakazoid:
                            Aww Nut Bunnies!
                            -Freakazoid
                            21741
                              The Huntsman:
                              Darn! Darn the luck!
                              -The Huntsman
                              21740
                                Cosgrove and Freakazoid:
                                Hey Freakazoid, want to go get a mint?
                                DO I??!!
                                -Cosgrove and Freakazoid
                                21739
                                  Lord Bravery:
                                  Fear not, Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes has arrived!
                                  -Lord Bravery
                                  21738
                                    Freakazoid:
                                    Gimme that you nut!
                                    -Freakazoid
                                    21737
                                      Freakazoid:
                                      This one... cuz it RUNS!
                                      -Freakazoid
                                      21736
                                        Freakazoid:
                                        Neato torpedo.
                                        -Freakazoid
                                        21735
                                          Freakazoid:
                                          Does my face look happy? I thought of a way out!
                                          -Freakazoid
                                          21734
                                            Roddy:
                                            Ah, crud!
                                            -Roddy