Freakazoid Quotes | Retro Junk

21771

Announcer:

We interrupt this program to bring you an important announcement: I am actually a deep voiced woman. . . We now return you to you regularly scheduled program.
-Announcer

21770

Guitierrez and Freakazoid:

[Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak] Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
Freakazoid: That's Superman's weakness, not mine!
Guitierrez: Really?
Freakazoid: Ye
-Guitierrez and Freakazoid

21769

Lawn Gnomes:

A Lawn Gnome: We are wise and cunning.
Another Lawn Gnome: We stole man's fire and then tried to hide it in our pockets.
A Lawn Gnome: That was painful and dumb. So we became even more cunning.
-Lawn Gnomes

21768

Dexter Duncan and Debbie:

Dexter Douglas: You know, Duncan, you're the only one who ever *sees* this blue guy.
Duncan Douglas: He's *real*!
Debbie Douglas: Well, of course he's real to *you* dear, but that's because you're probably insane.
-Dexter Duncan and Debbie

21767

Guitierrez Psychologist and Chubbikins:

Guitierrez: [cut to Mr. Chubbikins tied up with them] Bring in the animal psychologist!
[he enters]
Guitierrez: Ask him how he activated the flaw!
Animal Psychologist: Meow, meow, meow?
Mr. Chubbikins: Mrrow... mrrow...
Animal Psychologist: Meow, meo
-Guitierrez Psychologist and Chubbikins

21766

Debbie and Dexter:

Debbie Douglas: You spend far too much time on that computer. It's not healthy.
Dexter Douglas: It's my life.
Debbie Douglas: That's so very, very sad.
-Debbie and Dexter

21765

Hans and Freakazoid:

Hans: Now, come. We mustn't linger. It is not safe here at night.
Freakazoid: It's day.
Hans: Well, then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.
-Hans and Freakazoid

21764

Cosgrove and Jones:

Cosgrove: How come you don't say anything useful?
Professor Jones: How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?
Cosgrove: [raising his fist] How about I bend your body into funny balloon animal shapes?
Professor Jones: Perhaps I misspoke.
-Cosgrove and Jones

21763

Cosgrove and Freakazoid:

Cosgrove how come you never got married?" "Because I like meat too much." "You can be married and still eat alot of meat." "..I didn't know that.
-Cosgrove and Freakazoid

21762

Freakazoid and Stephanie:

S- When will I see you again? F- Well If I know my cartoons, and I do. I'll be back later on to rescue you from something Really Horrible! Bye bye! *tries to fly into the air* HUNF! HWAH! UP! UP! UUP! Up! GO UP! FLY! S- Freakazoid, you don't fly! F- Oh!
-Freakazoid and Stephanie

21761

Freakazoid (singing):

Low Bridge! Everybody down! Low Bridge, Cave Guy's underwear is brown! Brown brown! He's got the cooties, oo-ooties!
-Freakazoid (singing)

21760

Freakazoid and the:

I want someone to call me a lawyer! Ok, you're a lawyer. Thank you!
-Freakazoid and the

21759

Freakazoid to Freakadog:

Look at you squeezy face! You have sweet meats inside you don't you? I'm gonna squeeze you and they're gonna come out!
-Freakazoid to Freakadog

21758

Jack Valenti:

We've put together a little motion picture about Freakazoid's origin. It's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.
-Jack Valenti

21757

Lord Bravery and Mr Snarzetti:

Lord Bravery: What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?
Mr. Snarzetti: Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise.
-Lord Bravery and Mr Snarzetti

21756

Freakazoid:

Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger.
-Freakazoid

21755

Announcer:

We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.
-Announcer

21754

Dexter:

I wish I were home reading funny stories in binary.
-Dexter

21753

Freakazoid:

[after a long, passionate kiss] That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!
-Freakazoid

21752

Freakazoid:

I don't want to go down into the sewer. It smells like poo gas.
-Freakazoid

Freakazoid (1995 - 1997)