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      Announcer:
      This episode is also dedicated to Mrs. Ashley Huggbees of Fullers Earth Arizona, because we like saying the word," Hugbees". Go ahead. Try it. Hugbees.
      -Announcer
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        Announcer:
        This episode is also dedicated to the men and women of Columbia University, whose tireless efforts to create a race of super beings continues undaunted.
        -Announcer
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          Announcer:
          We interrupt this program to bring you an important announcement: I am actually a deep voiced woman. . . We now return you to you regularly scheduled program.
          -Announcer
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            Guitierrez and Freakazoid:
            [Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak] Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
            Freakazoid: That's Superman's weakness, not mine!
            Guitierrez: Really?
            Freakazoid: Ye
            -Guitierrez and Freakazoid
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              Lawn Gnomes:
              A Lawn Gnome: We are wise and cunning.
              Another Lawn Gnome: We stole man's fire and then tried to hide it in our pockets.
              A Lawn Gnome: That was painful and dumb. So we became even more cunning.
              -Lawn Gnomes
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                Dexter Duncan and Debbie:
                Dexter Douglas: You know, Duncan, you're the only one who ever *sees* this blue guy.
                Duncan Douglas: He's *real*!
                Debbie Douglas: Well, of course he's real to *you* dear, but that's because you're probably insane.
                -Dexter Duncan and Debbie
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                  Guitierrez Psychologist and Chubbikins:
                  Guitierrez: [cut to Mr. Chubbikins tied up with them] Bring in the animal psychologist!
                  [he enters]
                  Guitierrez: Ask him how he activated the flaw!
                  Animal Psychologist: Meow, meow, meow?
                  Mr. Chubbikins: Mrrow... mrrow...
                  Animal Psychologist: Meow, meo
                  -Guitierrez Psychologist and Chubbikins
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                    Debbie and Dexter:
                    Debbie Douglas: You spend far too much time on that computer. It's not healthy.
                    Dexter Douglas: It's my life.
                    Debbie Douglas: That's so very, very sad.
                    -Debbie and Dexter
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                      Hans and Freakazoid:
                      Hans: Now, come. We mustn't linger. It is not safe here at night.
                      Freakazoid: It's day.
                      Hans: Well, then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.
                      -Hans and Freakazoid
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                        Cosgrove and Jones:
                        Cosgrove: How come you don't say anything useful?
                        Professor Jones: How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?
                        Cosgrove: [raising his fist] How about I bend your body into funny balloon animal shapes?
                        Professor Jones: Perhaps I misspoke.
                        -Cosgrove and Jones
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                          Cosgrove and Freakazoid:
                          Cosgrove how come you never got married?" "Because I like meat too much." "You can be married and still eat alot of meat." "..I didn't know that.
                          -Cosgrove and Freakazoid
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                            Freakazoid and Stephanie:
                            S- When will I see you again? F- Well If I know my cartoons, and I do. I'll be back later on to rescue you from something Really Horrible! Bye bye! *tries to fly into the air* HUNF! HWAH! UP! UP! UUP! Up! GO UP! FLY! S- Freakazoid, you don't fly! F- Oh!
                            -Freakazoid and Stephanie
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                              Freakazoid (singing):
                              Low Bridge! Everybody down! Low Bridge, Cave Guy's underwear is brown! Brown brown! He's got the cooties, oo-ooties!
                              -Freakazoid (singing)
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                                Freakazoid and the:
                                I want someone to call me a lawyer! Ok, you're a lawyer. Thank you!
                                -Freakazoid and the
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                                  Freakazoid to Freakadog:
                                  Look at you squeezy face! You have sweet meats inside you don't you? I'm gonna squeeze you and they're gonna come out!
                                  -Freakazoid to Freakadog
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                                    Jack Valenti:
                                    We've put together a little motion picture about Freakazoid's origin. It's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.
                                    -Jack Valenti
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                                      Lord Bravery and Mr Snarzetti:
                                      Lord Bravery: What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?
                                      Mr. Snarzetti: Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise.
                                      Lord Bravery: Oh, you're a loon, aren't you?! Where have you escaped from I'll take you back!
                                      -Lord Bravery and Mr Snarzetti
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                                        Freakazoid:
                                        Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger.
                                        -Freakazoid
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                                          Announcer:
                                          We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.
                                          -Announcer
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                                            Dexter:
                                            I wish I were home reading funny stories in binary.
                                            -Dexter