Freakazoid! Quotes
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    21814
      Freakazoid:
      There's something kinda new, a vortex that likes honey roasted nuts!
      -Freakazoid
      21813
        Freakazoid:
        Believe me Mr. President you do not want to go out there, WOO!
        -Freakazoid
        21812
          Barbra Strisand:
          People~ People who fly airplanes~ are the happiest people~
          -Barbra Strisand
          21811
            Guitierrez:
            Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins. Kirk old friend I...oh sorry..
            -Guitierrez
            21810
              Head Gnome:
              Prepare to GROVEL FOR MERCY!!!
              -Head Gnome
              21809
                Freakazoid:
                Kids if we've learned anything today its that your parents were right, comic books WILL rot your mind! WHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWOWOO!
                -Freakazoid
                21808
                  Freakazoid:
                  If I want to blintz myself into some Papaya induced hillucination thats my business.
                  -Freakazoid
                  21807
                    TV Reporter:
                    I'm Christina Shinikwa Sanchez Toyota O'Mally, reporting live from down town.
                    -TV Reporter
                    21806
                      Freakazoid and Sub Captain:
                      Hey you guys in there! You wanna watch my show?? :C: Do we.. have a choice?
                      -Freakazoid and Sub Captain
                      21805
                        Cosgrove:
                        In that movie Congo.. how do you tell the difference between a real monkey and a guy in a suit?
                        -Cosgrove
                        21804
                          Guitierrez:
                          I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weeny!!
                          -Guitierrez
                          21803
                            Guiterrez falling:
                            Ahhhhhhh scream with meeeee!
                            -Guiterrez falling
                            21802
                              Freakazoid:
                              They're cute they're huggable and jam shoots out their heads! I want'em all!
                              -Freakazoid
                              21801
                                Freakazoid and Scientist:
                                Ooy gooy was a worm, a gooy worm was he! He sat upon a railroad track a train he did not see! Oooooy gooy!
                                -Freakazoid and Scientist
                                21800
                                  Cosgrove:
                                  By the way theres a spooky cloud thing out here turning people into clown zombies. I'd take care of that if i were you.
                                  -Cosgrove
                                  21799
                                    Freakazoid:
                                    If Im not back in five minutes.... keep waiting.
                                    -Freakazoid
                                    21798
                                      Freakazoid:
                                      Hey! Who wants some pot roast and cola?
                                      -Freakazoid
                                      21797
                                        Freakazoid -about HandMan:
                                        And while I may have been losing a sidekick, I knew I was gaining a daughter. Or the upperhand or something I dunno.
                                        -Freakazoid -about HandMan
                                        21796
                                          Freakazoid and his Inner Child:
                                          F- Billy? Billy? -I- H-hello.I-I've grown quite large. -F- I brought you shorts. -I- Good, I-I can't come out because of my girth. -F- I brought you a diet book as well. -I- ok I think we've gone as far as we can go.
                                          -Freakazoid and his Inner Child
                                          21795
                                            Freakazoid:
                                            where's Cosgrove?! You were supposed to hold his hand! That's the whole point of THE BUDDY SYSTEM!
                                            -Freakazoid