Freakazoid Quotes
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      Freakazoid:
      Believe me Mr. President you do not want to go out there, WOO!
      -Freakazoid
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        Barbra Strisand:
        People~ People who fly airplanes~ are the happiest people~
        -Barbra Strisand
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          Guitierrez:
          Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins. Kirk old friend I...oh sorry..
          -Guitierrez
          21810
            Head Gnome:
            Prepare to GROVEL FOR MERCY!!!
            -Head Gnome
            21809
              Freakazoid:
              Kids if we've learned anything today its that your parents were right, comic books WILL rot your mind! WHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWOWOO!
              -Freakazoid
              21808
                Freakazoid:
                If I want to blintz myself into some Papaya induced hillucination thats my business.
                -Freakazoid
                21807
                  TV Reporter:
                  I'm Christina Shinikwa Sanchez Toyota O'Mally, reporting live from down town.
                  -TV Reporter
                  21806
                    Freakazoid and Sub Captain:
                    Hey you guys in there! You wanna watch my show?? :C: Do we.. have a choice?
                    -Freakazoid and Sub Captain
                    21805
                      Cosgrove:
                      In that movie Congo.. how do you tell the difference between a real monkey and a guy in a suit?
                      -Cosgrove
                      21804
                        Guitierrez:
                        I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weeny!!
                        -Guitierrez
                        21803
                          Guiterrez falling:
                          Ahhhhhhh scream with meeeee!
                          -Guiterrez falling
                          21802
                            Freakazoid:
                            They're cute they're huggable and jam shoots out their heads! I want'em all!
                            -Freakazoid
                            21801
                              Freakazoid and Scientist:
                              Ooy gooy was a worm, a gooy worm was he! He sat upon a railroad track a train he did not see! Oooooy gooy!
                              -Freakazoid and Scientist
                              21800
                                Cosgrove:
                                By the way theres a spooky cloud thing out here turning people into clown zombies. I'd take care of that if i were you.
                                -Cosgrove
                                21799
                                  Freakazoid:
                                  If Im not back in five minutes.... keep waiting.
                                  -Freakazoid
                                  21798
                                    Freakazoid:
                                    Hey! Who wants some pot roast and cola?
                                    -Freakazoid
                                    21797
                                      Freakazoid -about HandMan:
                                      And while I may have been losing a sidekick, I knew I was gaining a daughter. Or the upperhand or something I dunno.
                                      -Freakazoid -about HandMan
                                      21796
                                        Freakazoid and his Inner Child:
                                        F- Billy? Billy? -I- H-hello.I-I've grown quite large. -F- I brought you shorts. -I- Good, I-I can't come out because of my girth. -F- I brought you a diet book as well. -I- ok I think we've gone as far as we can go.
                                        -Freakazoid and his Inner Child
                                        21795
                                          Freakazoid:
                                          where's Cosgrove?! You were supposed to hold his hand! That's the whole point of THE BUDDY SYSTEM!
                                          -Freakazoid
                                          21794
                                            Freakazoid:
                                            Can't-see-any-thing--sun-in-eyes--must-talk-like-this.
                                            -Freakazoid