Freakazoid! Quotes
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      Roddy MacStew and Gutierrez:
      Roddy: You'll never get away with it, Gutierrez!
      Gutierrez: Get away with what? I haven't said anything.
      Roddy: You're right, sorry. I jumped the gun, my fault.
      Gutierrez: I plan on eliminating both of you.
      Roddy: You'll never get away with it Gutierrez!
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        Freakazoid:
        (Taking like Jerry Lewis) Oh, listen to the big-head man say angry things!
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          Freakazoid and Roddy:
          Freakazoid: Boy, you got a lot of lines in this show.
          Roddy: AYE! That's what I told 'em but NO! All the cruddy exposition goes to me! I've got to talk and talk and fiddle with the computer and talk some more and fiddle and talk! I FEEL LIKE OBI WAN CRUDDY KENOBI!
          Freakazoid: Roddy, settle.
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            Guitierrez:
            You have to excuse Jocko, he used to work for Bobby Knight.
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              Henchmen #1:
              *while watching the Lobe's musical number* That is one happy man.
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                Guitierrez:
                *still trying to find Freakazoid's weakness* aha! how about this yellow paper, you feel weak now?
                Freakazoid:
                That's the Green Lantern!
                Guitierrez:
                Oh, shoot.
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                  Hey, here's a sound you don't want to hear at 3am: (barfs)
                  -Freakazoid
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                    I'm taking notes on this show!
                    -Freakazoid
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                      Just keep telling yourself: it's only a TV show.
                      -Freakazoid
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                        Hmph! On paper, it was funny...
                        -Freakazoid
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                          hey you guys in there you wanna watch my show?
                          freakazoid
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                            Cosgrove:
                            Cut it out!
                            (and the always do when he says it)
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                              I'm going to need more rope.
                              -Candlejack
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                                Cosgrove:
                                You kids might wanna grab some milk, or an orange right now.
                                -Cosgrove
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                                  Credits of any Freakazoid Movie:
                                  And featuring....Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman.
                                  -Credits of any Freakazoid Movie
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                                    Cosgrove:
                                    You kids might wanna grab some milk, or an orange right now.
                                    -Cosgrove
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                                      Freakazoid Singing:
                                      Ten chubby angels with big fat wings, too heavy to fly they crash into things..
                                      -Freakazoid Singing
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                                        Fatman:
                                        And so the Freakaclone traveled throughout the kingdom doing many terrible and nastey things. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.. are you gonna eat that?
                                        -Fatman
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                                          Gutierrez:
                                          All around the mulberry bush, Gutierrez chased the weeny~ The weeny thought it was all in fun, CRUNCH goes the weeny!
                                          -Gutierrez
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                                            Man and Babe --BabeHeart:
                                            M: I say, look at that little pig. :B: Lalala! You dumb heads better get out of Scotland!
                                            -Man and Babe --BabeHeart