Freakazoid Quotes
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      Guitierrez:
      You have to excuse Jocko, he used to work for Bobby Knight.
      31650
        Henchmen #1:
        *while watching the Lobe's musical number* That is one happy man.
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          Guitierrez:
          *still trying to find Freakazoid's weakness* aha! how about this yellow paper, you feel weak now?

          Freakazoid: No that's Green Lantern's weakness not mine!
          21848
            Hey, here's a sound you don't want to hear at 3am: (barfs)
            -Freakazoid
            21847
              I'm taking notes on this show!
              -Freakazoid
              21846
                Just keep telling yourself: it's only a TV show.
                -Freakazoid
                21845
                  Hmph! On paper, it was funny...
                  -Freakazoid
                  21844
                    hey you guys in there you wanna watch my show?
                    freakazoid
                    21843
                      Cosgrove: Cut it out!
                      (and the always do when he says it)
                      21842
                        I'm going to need more rope.
                        -Candlejack
                        21841
                          Cosgrove:
                          You kids might wanna grab some milk, or an orange right now.
                          -Cosgrove
                          21840
                            Credits of any Freakazoid Movie:
                            And featuring....Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman.
                            -Credits of any Freakazoid Movie
                            21839
                              Cosgrove:
                              You kids might wanna grab some milk, or an orange right now.
                              -Cosgrove
                              21838
                                Freakazoid Singing:
                                Ten chubby angels with big fat wings, too heavy to fly they crash into things..
                                -Freakazoid Singing
                                21837
                                  Fatman:
                                  And so the Freakaclone traveled throughout the kingdom doing many terrible and nastey things. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.. are you gonna eat that?
                                  -Fatman
                                  21836
                                    Gutierrez:
                                    All around the mulberry bush, Gutierrez chased the weeny~ The weeny thought it was all in fun, CRUNCH goes the weeny!
                                    -Gutierrez
                                    21835
                                      Man and Babe --BabeHeart:
                                      M: I say, look at that little pig. :B: Lalala! You dumb heads better get out of Scotland!
                                      -Man and Babe --BabeHeart
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                                        Cosgrove and Freakazoid:
                                        C: I wanna go see BabeHeart. :F: What's that? :C: Its about a cute little pig that slaughters the English.
                                        -Cosgrove and Freakazoid
                                        21833
                                          Freakazoid:
                                          That-a Tingled my bottom!
                                          -Freakazoid
                                          21832
                                            Lobe:
                                            Is every woman crazy about a sharp dressed man?
                                            -Lobe