21606
Jo McGuire: I can't speak for Lanny.
Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
21605
Lizzie: Bark. I said bark. Bark like dogs.
21604
Gordo: "I guess Kate does sortof give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability."
Miranda: "We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"
Gordo: "Yes, yes she is!"
Miranda: "We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"
Gordo: "Yes, yes she is!"
21603
Miranda: I need you to be there, without actually being there.
- Miranda Sanchez
- Miranda Sanchez
21602
Gordo: [to Lizzie] Parents scrape and sacrifice to provide us with shelter, support and guidance, and in return, we have as little to do with them as possible. It's nature's law.
Miranda: Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" 'n we say, "I dunno!" And they ask, "Why don't you ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you run upstairs.
Gordo: As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage.
Miranda: Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" 'n we say, "I dunno!" And they ask, "Why don't you ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you run upstairs.
Gordo: As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage.
21601
Matt: "No more gravy!"
21600
Lizzie:
This can't be happening!
-Lizzie
-Lizzie
21599
Jo McGuire:
I WANT MY MATTY! I WANT MY MATTY!
-Jo McGuire
-Jo McGuire
21598
Toon Lizzie:
What did Kate do to get held back in kindergarten? Fail naptime?
-Toon Lizzie
-Toon Lizzie
21597
Larry Tudgeman:
Glimmerfoe! Art thou still in the toilet?
-Larry Tudgeman
-Larry Tudgeman
21596
Larry:
Larry: So Lizzie, do you think I have a chance with Miranda?
-Larry
-Larry
21595
Lizzie Ethan:
Lizzie: What would help you study? Ethan: Cheerleaders. Lizzie: OK, Cheerleaders, Ethan needs cheerleaders.
-Lizzie Ethan
-Lizzie Ethan
21594
Miranda:
She used to live up there. Now she lives out there--on the street! The horror!
-Miranda
-Miranda
21593
Lizzie Miranda:
'Snot-faced snot-head?' 'Okay, but I think I made my point.'
-Lizzie Miranda
-Lizzie Miranda
21592
Lizzie:
This is sooo totally coolie!
-Lizzie
-Lizzie
21591
Miranda Gordo:
'You smell like a... a pine tree.' 'That's because I'm wearing a car air freshener.'
-Miranda Gordo
-Miranda Gordo
21590
Gordo:
Yeah, well, there's lots of weird stuff in this world - tofu bacon, hairless cats, country music.
-Gordo
-Gordo
21589
Matt Lizzie:
M: You're stupid L: Sometimes it might seem that way. M: No, you really are.
-Matt Lizzie
-Matt Lizzie
21588
Teacher Matt:
Teacher: Surely you must be joking... Matt: No, and uh, don't call me Shirley!
-Teacher Matt
-Teacher Matt
21587
Jo McGuire Sam McGuire:
Jo McGuire: Well, I can't speak for Lanny. Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
-Jo McGuire Sam McGuire
-Jo McGuire Sam McGuire
