Lizzie McGuire Quotes
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      Jo McGuire: I can't speak for Lanny.
      Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
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        Lizzie: Bark. I said bark. Bark like dogs.
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          Gordo: "I guess Kate does sortof give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability."
          Miranda: "We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"
          Gordo: "Yes, yes she is!"
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            Miranda: I need you to be there, without actually being there.
            - Miranda Sanchez
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              Gordo: [to Lizzie] Parents scrape and sacrifice to provide us with shelter, support and guidance, and in return, we have as little to do with them as possible. It's nature's law.
              Miranda: Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" 'n we say, "I dunno!" And they ask, "Why don't you ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you run upstairs.
              Gordo: As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage.
              21601
                Matt: "No more gravy!"
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                  Lizzie:
                  This can't be happening!
                  -Lizzie
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                    Jo McGuire:
                    I WANT MY MATTY! I WANT MY MATTY!
                    -Jo McGuire
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                      Toon Lizzie:
                      What did Kate do to get held back in kindergarten? Fail naptime?
                      -Toon Lizzie
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                        Larry Tudgeman:
                        Glimmerfoe! Art thou still in the toilet?
                        -Larry Tudgeman
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                          Larry:
                          Larry: So Lizzie, do you think I have a chance with Miranda?
                          -Larry
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                            Lizzie Ethan:
                            Lizzie: What would help you study? Ethan: Cheerleaders. Lizzie: OK, Cheerleaders, Ethan needs cheerleaders.
                            -Lizzie Ethan
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                              Miranda:
                              She used to live up there. Now she lives out there--on the street! The horror!
                              -Miranda
                              21593
                                Lizzie Miranda:
                                'Snot-faced snot-head?' 'Okay, but I think I made my point.'
                                -Lizzie Miranda
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                                  Lizzie:
                                  This is sooo totally coolie!
                                  -Lizzie
                                  21591
                                    Miranda Gordo:
                                    'You smell like a... a pine tree.' 'That's because I'm wearing a car air freshener.'
                                    -Miranda Gordo
                                    21590
                                      Gordo:
                                      Yeah, well, there's lots of weird stuff in this world - tofu bacon, hairless cats, country music.
                                      -Gordo
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                                        Matt Lizzie:
                                        M: You're stupid L: Sometimes it might seem that way. M: No, you really are.
                                        -Matt Lizzie
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                                          Teacher Matt:
                                          Teacher: Surely you must be joking... Matt: No, and uh, don't call me Shirley!
                                          -Teacher Matt
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                                            Jo McGuire Sam McGuire:
                                            Jo McGuire: Well, I can't speak for Lanny. Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
                                            -Jo McGuire Sam McGuire