Earthworm Jim Quotes
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      Evil Jim:
      Hey you... thing-taker guy!
      -Evil Jim
      21302
        Giant Fur-bearin' Trout:
        You betcha! Or the bandsaw of paradise! Or maybe even the great cordless beltsander of nirvana! It's got three speeds!
        -Giant Fur-bearin' Trout
        21301
          PsyCrow:
          Maximum suckage...
          -PsyCrow
          21300
            PsyCrow:
            The wages of sin are death, but the hours are great.
            -PsyCrow
            21299
              Peter Puppy:
              Great. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig.
              -Peter Puppy
              21298
                Security Guards:
                Guard 1: Did a giant worm, a talking dog, and a smiling booger just walk by here?- Guard 2: Mm-hmm.-Guard 1: (on phone) Hello? DNA Lab? Whatever you're doing down there... CUT IT OUT?
                -Security Guards
                21297
                  Peter Puppy:
                  Once again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!
                  -Peter Puppy
                  21296
                    Earthworm Jim:
                    I'm proud to live in a nation where anyone, regardless of species, can BUY a college education.
                    -Earthworm Jim
                    21295
                      Earthworm Jim:
                      It's HAGGIS! The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach.
                      -Earthworm Jim
                      21294
                        Giant Fur-bearin' Trout and Jim:
                        Trout: Fear not, small fragrant one. Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere. Those who would use the trout for evil shall be destroyed upon the lathe of heaven...-Jim: Gosh! Really?
                        -Giant Fur-bearin' Trout and Jim
                        21293
                          Narrator:
                          Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*.
                          -Narrator
                          21292
                            Earthworm Jim:
                            Superheroes and their evil twins go together like peanut butter and... um... evil peanut butter!
                            -Earthworm Jim
                            21291
                              Earth Worm Jim:
                              Peter Puppy: What I'm eating? Haggis? What's that?
                              -Earth Worm Jim
                              21290
                                Peter & Jim:
                                Peter Puppy: Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!
                                Earthworm Jim: Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.
                                -Peter & Jim
                                21289
                                  Earthworm Jim:
                                  Groovy!
                                  -Earthworm Jim