Earthworm Jim Quotes
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      Earthworm Jim: Huh, huh, huh! MY HEAD IS FLOPPY!!!!!
      21322
        Henchrat: (Laughs) Funny man pretend there is wind!
        21321
          Earthworm Jim: PETER! Have you been licking my stamps again?!?! I KNOW YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF GLUE (gets interupted)
          21320
            Peter Puppy: "Please tell me you didn't take your suit to the cleaners."
            21319
              Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: "Curses! I'll get you for this, Earthworm Jim!"
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                Psycrow and Jim:
                Psycrow: Didn't your mama ever tell you to watch where you're running?
                Jim: Mama didn't have a mouth.
                -Psycrow and Jim
                21317
                  Earthworm Jim:
                  What do you mean "Invalid Perimeters"?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and can't answer a simple question!
                  -Earthworm Jim
                  21316
                    Earthworm Jim:
                    Crimeny! Something smells like prehisoric cheese. OH MY SOD! IT'S ME!!!!!!
                    -Earthworm Jim
                    21315
                      Earthworm Jim & Peter:
                      Jim: Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!
                      Peter: I beg your pardon?
                      Jim: I mean, use me like a whip!
                      Puppy: Oh! Heh. Right.
                      -Earthworm Jim & Peter
                      21314
                        Evil The Cat:
                        A Minor SetBack...
                        -Evil The Cat
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                          Bob The Killer Goldfish:
                          Go Forth, My Minions, And Destory. Destroy! DESTROY!
                          -Bob The Killer Goldfish
                          21312
                            Jim:
                            *runs around crazily* "BRAIN! FREEZE!"
                            -Jim
                            21311
                              Orb Creature:
                              Orb Creature: I have been trapped in that orb for eons, forced to do the biding of others. But now the warmth of your butt; has freed me. I shall fullfill my distiny, and bring about an era of perfect harmony to the universe. Jim: Check it out Peter! All
                              -Orb Creature
                              21310
                                Jim's 4 brains:
                                Brain 1: Huh? Brain 2: Huh? Brain 3: Huh? Brain 4: Girls?
                                -Jim's 4 brains
                                21309
                                  Jim's 4 brains:
                                  Brain 1: I'm hungry. Brain 2: I'm cold. Brain 3: I'm itchy. Brain 4: Where are the girls?
                                  -Jim's 4 brains
                                  21308
                                    Jim:
                                    Jim: It was up to me now. After the hours of sweat and training, the nights flippin' flap jacks at the diner. It all came down to this one hit. (Do, do do) At last I was apart of the big league.... To-bad-I-didn't-read-the-lable-at-the-top-of-the-box.
                                    -Jim
                                    21307
                                      The Planet of very easily Frightened:
                                      AAAAHH! A rock! AAAHH! A fog! AAAHH! Air! AAAHH! Something green! AAAHH! Something not green!
                                      -The Planet of very easily Frightened
                                      21306
                                        Proffesor Monkey-for-a-Head:
                                        You leave my monkey out of this!!
                                        -Proffesor Monkey-for-a-Head
                                        21305
                                          PsyCrow:
                                          You're gonna hit me real hard now, aren't ya?
                                          -PsyCrow
                                          21304
                                            Jim and Peter Puppy:
                                            Jim: Whaddya mean, you won't take my reservation? Of course I'm the King of Spain! Listen: "Soy el rey de esponja."-Pete: Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the King of Sponge.
                                            -Jim and Peter Puppy