31632
The Joker:
*while packing his fortune away* I'm crazy enough to fight the Batman, but the IRS?? No thank you!
31631
Batman:
*after seeing the video footage of Victor Fries's transformation into Mr.Freeze* My god...
Mr.Freeze: Yes, it would move me to tears if I still had tears to shed *freezes Batman*
Mr.Freeze: Yes, it would move me to tears if I still had tears to shed *freezes Batman*
31630
The Joker:
Harley! Where's Harley at?? The laundry hasn't been done yet, the hyenas haven't been fed, and I can't find my pants, where is Harley at??
Henchmen #1: remember, you canned her boss.
The Joker: She'll come back, she always comes back.
Henchmen #2: Um boss? *hands Joker the newspaper*
The Joker: *he reads the newspaper article about Harley and Poison Ivy's crimewave*
*Camera cuts to the outside of the Joker's hideout as the Joker's scream is heard*
Henchmen #1: remember, you canned her boss.
The Joker: She'll come back, she always comes back.
Henchmen #2: Um boss? *hands Joker the newspaper*
The Joker: *he reads the newspaper article about Harley and Poison Ivy's crimewave*
*Camera cuts to the outside of the Joker's hideout as the Joker's scream is heard*
21207
Scarecrow: "Fear... is power."
21206
Harley Quinn:I,m having a bad day! I,m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over and blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress and I actually paid for it!
-Harley Quinn
-Harley Quinn
21205
Two-Face: "Get out of my face!"
Joker: "Which one?"
Joker: "Which one?"
21204
The Joker: "You killed Captain Clown! YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!! Just for that, Batman..."
21203
"You're mighty in Gotham, Batman but in Wonderland, The Mad Hatter reigns supreme!"
-The Mad Hatter
-The Mad Hatter
21202
Poison Ivy: "Long time no see, Harv. You're still looking half-good."
Two-Face: "Half of me wants to strangle you..."
Poison Ivy: "And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!
Poison Ivy: "We used to date."
Joker & Penguin: Ah.
Two-Face: "Half of me wants to strangle you..."
Poison Ivy: "And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!
Poison Ivy: "We used to date."
Joker & Penguin: Ah.
21201
"Like you said detective: This is not over."
-R'as Al Ghul
-R'as Al Ghul
21200
"Sorry for the intrusion sir, but at least you've been robbed by a man with impeccable taste."
-The Penguin
-The Penguin
21199
"Are you the dreamer or merely part of someone's dream?"
-The Mad Hatter
-The Mad Hatter
21198
"Welcome, my eboned-winged adversary. You have taken the bait as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end within in my aviary of...Doom!"
-The Penguin
-The Penguin
21197
"They sure don't make straight jackets like they used too. I should know." -The Joker
21196
"But hey, that's the downside of comedy, you're always taking shots from people who don't get the joke. Like my dad, or Batman."
-The Joker
-The Joker
21195
Francis: "Great Scots!"
Joker: "Actually, I'm Irish."
Joker: "Actually, I'm Irish."
21194
Joker:
Oh please, Mr. Kaiser. You of all people should have realized there'd be a joker in the deck.
-Joker
-Joker
21193
The Joker:
He's ripping me off. I'll protest. Yeah. I'll sue. Then, I'll rip his lungs out. And I will, too.
-The Joker
-The Joker
21192
The Joker:
Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaay!
-The Joker
-The Joker
21191
Mr. Freeze:
This is how I'll always remember you--- surrounded by winter, forever young, forever beautiful. Rest well, my love. The monster who took you from me will soon learn that revenge is a dish... Best served cold.
-Mr. Freeze
-Mr. Freeze
