King of the Hill Quotes
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    21009
      Hank:There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!
      21008
        Dale: What do you got under Mr.Party Pooper? Some party poop?
        21007
          Bobby: Its not smut! Its radio disney!
          21006
            Hank: I just had phone sex! *twichs*
            21005
              Hank: EWW! I hate boys like that!
              21004
                Hank: Oh my God, Its so juicy!
                Bobby: Ahh!
                21003
                  I hate hate! - luann
                  21002
                    Poor connie? poor me! i had to learn about super ebsorbency!
                    hank
                    21001
                      Kahn:
                      Stupid rednecks.
                      -Kahn
                      21000
                        Hank:
                        hank Hill, Stricklin Propane
                        -Hank
                        20999
                          dale:
                          Dale:Peggy, you go die over there
                          -dale
                          20998
                            Hank:
                            Hank:Why does the contents of my underpants have to do with National Security?
                            -Hank
                            20997
                              Hank:
                              Hank:Why does the contents od my underpants have to do with National Security?
                              -Hank
                              20996
                                Dale:
                                Dale:Dont you patronize me!
                                -Dale
                                20995
                                  Bobby:
                                  "Hey dad, I like beer!" (Hank does his classic "whuuuh")

                                  -Bobby
                                  20994
                                    Principal:
                                    Hank, I can't have your son goin around kicking people in the testicles
                                    -Principal
                                    20993
                                      Bobby:
                                      We're pre-teens, damnit!
                                      -Bobby
                                      20992
                                        Bill:
                                        I like my men like I like my drinks, tall, sweet and under an umbrella.
                                        -Bill
                                        20991
                                          Hank:
                                          Luanne, just when I think that you have said the stupidest thing, you keep talking!
                                          -Hank
                                          20990
                                            Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer in the alley:
                                            Yep. Yep. Mmhmm. Yep.
                                            -Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer in the alley