21029
Bobby: To the Flowers of Time!
21028
Bobby: What will a level three [tornado] do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale: Level three will send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge."
Dale: Level three will send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge."
21027
Cotton: Sorry I'm late, I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
21026
Hank: America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
21025
Peggy: Bye Hank, enjoy the Selfish Bowl!
21024
Hank: I tell you what, this family goes through microwaves like other families go through shoes.
21023
Ranger: Sir, you lied to me, you lied to this little boy, and I don't know what you did to this gentleman in his underwear!
21022
Hank: Look at that one, bouncing around in front of God and everybody. Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra?
21021
Judge: And let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography.
Hank: Thank you, your honor!
Hank: Thank you, your honor!
21020
Hank: I tell ya what
21019
Peggy: Ho yeah!
21018
Bobby: Hey Dad if you're God, I guess that makes me Jesus.
21017
Dale: This neighborhood is turning into Melrose Place.
21016
Peggy: You be careful too, Hank. You're going down there with a liver, two kidneys and no timeshare. I expect you to come back the same way.
Hank: If an at-risk kid can't get me to order Sports Illustrated, no one's going to sell me a timeshare.
Hank: If an at-risk kid can't get me to order Sports Illustrated, no one's going to sell me a timeshare.
21015
Hank: I need a gnome. Not just any gnome, a Winklebottom.
Salesman: A Winklebottom? Why not just ask me to move a rainbow?
Hank: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.
Salesman: A Winklebottom? Why not just ask me to move a rainbow?
Hank: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.
21014
Hank: Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
21013
John Redcorn: There was that song I wrote about killing myself. I could re-write it so it's about personal hygeine.
"Wake up, I want to... wash myself,
Clean my wrists,
Scrub my brains out."
"Wake up, I want to... wash myself,
Clean my wrists,
Scrub my brains out."
21012
Hank: That boy ain't right.
21011
Khan: Don't explain a homerun, you'll have a heart attack
21010
Bobby: Thats my purse! I don't know you!
