King of the Hill Quotes
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      Bobby: To the Flowers of Time!
      21028
        Bobby: What will a level three [tornado] do, Mr. Gribble?
        Dale: Level three will send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge."
        21027
          Cotton: Sorry I'm late, I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
          21026
            Hank: America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
            21025
              Peggy: Bye Hank, enjoy the Selfish Bowl!
              21024
                Hank: I tell you what, this family goes through microwaves like other families go through shoes.
                21023
                  Ranger: Sir, you lied to me, you lied to this little boy, and I don't know what you did to this gentleman in his underwear!
                  21022
                    Hank: Look at that one, bouncing around in front of God and everybody. Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra?
                    21021
                      Judge: And let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography.
                      Hank: Thank you, your honor!

                      21020
                        Hank: I tell ya what
                        21019
                          Peggy: Ho yeah!
                          21018
                            Bobby: Hey Dad if you're God, I guess that makes me Jesus.
                            21017
                              Dale: This neighborhood is turning into Melrose Place.
                              21016
                                Peggy: You be careful too, Hank. You're going down there with a liver, two kidneys and no timeshare. I expect you to come back the same way.
                                Hank: If an at-risk kid can't get me to order Sports Illustrated, no one's going to sell me a timeshare.
                                21015
                                  Hank: I need a gnome. Not just any gnome, a Winklebottom.
                                  Salesman: A Winklebottom? Why not just ask me to move a rainbow?
                                  Hank: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.

                                  21014
                                    Hank: Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
                                    21013
                                      John Redcorn: There was that song I wrote about killing myself. I could re-write it so it's about personal hygeine.

                                      "Wake up, I want to... wash myself,
                                      Clean my wrists,
                                      Scrub my brains out."
                                      21012
                                        Hank: That boy ain't right.
                                        21011
                                          Khan: Don't explain a homerun, you'll have a heart attack
                                          21010
                                            Bobby: Thats my purse! I don't know you!