King of the Hill Quotes
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    21089
      Caleb: "Dusty old bones, full of green dust! Dusty old bones, full of green dust!"
      21088
        Bill: (singing) "Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who? Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who?"
        21087
          Cotton Hill: "I killed fifty men"
          21086
            Hank: "BWAHH"
            21085
              Hank: "Ugh...dang it, Bobby."
              21084
                Dale: "wing-o man"
                21083
                  Dale: "Sh sh sha"
                  21082
                    Peggy: "hooyah"
                    21081
                      Hank: I work in propane and propane accessaries.
                      21080
                        They got the swanky bottled water here, the kind that don't give you the hot poops - Cotton Hill
                        21079
                          bandit!
                          bobby
                          21078
                            Dale: The vandalism upon my house can only be described as a hate crime! Somebody hates me!
                            Councilman: Let the record show that somebody hates Dale Gribble.
                            21077
                              Cotton Hill: I'm buying you a hooker.
                              21076
                                Dale: (after drinking tainted beer) "Step on in, Bill; I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out!"
                                21075
                                  What does "cums" mean? - sonic64
                                  21074
                                    Damn it Peggy, that boy ain't right.
                                    - Hank
                                    21073
                                      "I'm gonna kick your Ass!"
                                      -Hank
                                      21072
                                        Hank: Whats that smut your listening to?!
                                        Bobby: Its not smut! Its radio disney!
                                        21071
                                          Luanne: You know what I'll never forget, was when Uncle Hank was naked --
                                          Peggy: That never happened.
                                          Luanne: But the wind blew all his clothes off.
                                          Hank: Not my underwear.
                                          Luanne: Yes, it did!
                                          Hank: Not my underwear.
                                          Peggy: Not his underwear.

                                          21070
                                            Peggy: "I surely am not unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what." What kind of marriage proposal is that?