Archie's Weird Mysteries Quotes
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      Betty at commeracial break: "Don't touch that remote. We'll be right back."
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        Archie at commercial break: "Don't go away. We'll be right back."
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          Veronica--50 Ft:
          (Boom Boom) (Bends Over Two Poles) Ah Friskos Fashions Time To Show Those Hacks (Boom Boom Boom) (Lifts Off Roof) (Grabs Dresses) If I Cant Wear A Size 7 No One Can
          -Veronica--50 Ft
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            Veronica-- 50 Ft:
            Oh My Party Is Not Good Enough For You Huh! (Boom Boom Boom) Well No One Stops Veronica Lodge (Boom!)(Cars Shake) (Mad Face) (Crushes Car With Hand) (Boom Boom) (Knocks Chimmney Off) Pulls Board Off) (Boom Boom)
            -Veronica-- 50 Ft
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              50 foot Veronica:
              (Loud Foot Stomps)(Steps on garbage can)Leave My Party Will They(Crushes Garbage can with hand)(throws it on ground)(steps on another can with loud stomps) Think they can put me at the bottom of the social foodchain well ill show them ( twists pole) Epsod
              -50 foot Veronica
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                Reggie Betty:
                Reggie:Sharp as ever! Betty: Unlike your brain, which is as dull as ever.
                -Reggie Betty
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                  Veronica:
                  What happened to the good old days when Jughead was the only weirdo in town?
                  -Veronica
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                    Archie Andrews:
                    Archie Andrews: [about Reggie] He's got a case of terminal jerkiositude.
                    -Archie Andrews
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                      Archie Reggie:
                      Archie: Reggie, why do you have to always point up everyone's mistakes? Reggie: Because I'm better than everyone.
                      -Archie Reggie
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                        Reggie Mantle:
                        Great. I finally meet a girl who likes me, and it turns out she's the teacher who made me retake geography in summer school.
                        -Reggie Mantle
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                          Archie Jughead:
                          'Wait! Aren't you going to volunteer to stay behind?' 'Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off.'
                          -Archie Jughead
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                            Reggie Mantle:
                            Archie, Jughead! My pals! [to werewolf] Eat *them*! Eat *them*!
                            -Reggie Mantle
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                              Jughead:
                              Why do houses burn down but paper burns up? If "he" is a "him", why isn't "she" a "shim"?
                              -Jughead
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                                Veronica Lodge:
                                I am the only one who is still me... Well, technically everyone else is me.
                                -Veronica Lodge
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                                  Betty:
                                  Betty Cooper: Veronica, never go running into a crowd of you!
                                  -Betty
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                                    Archie Jughead:
                                    Archie: You sat in front of that television for 12 hours? Jughead: That's why they call it a marathon. Archie: No, that's why they call it the boob tube!
                                    -Archie Jughead
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                                      Dilton Doiley:
                                      We'll be back faster than you can say, "Pythagorean Theorem."
                                      -Dilton Doiley
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                                        Archie Andrews:
                                        I think I just put my hand where too many hamburgers have gone before.
                                        -Archie Andrews
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                                          Veronica:
                                          [has been transformed into a vampire] It's your old friend, Vampronica!
                                          -Veronica
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                                            Veronica Jughead Archie:
                                            Veronica: My pendant! Jughead: My Peanut! Archie: My goodness!
                                            -Veronica Jughead Archie