The Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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      Roscoe: Come on Flash, let's get you out of here.
      20604
        Arrest those duke boys for violating their parole.
        Boss Hogg-
        20603
          "Yeeee Haaaa!"-Bo and Luke Duke as they went sailing through the air in the Genral Lee.
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            Bo Duke:
            And You Spelled Empeedin' Wrong!!
            -Bo Duke
            20601
              Cletus Hogg:
              Flapjacks on a ferris wheel.
              -Cletus Hogg
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                Boss Hogg:
                When they were passing out the brains, you must have been behind the door and didn't get any.
                -Boss Hogg
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                  Enos:
                  Possum on a gum bush
                  -Enos
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                    Rosco P. Coletraine:
                    There's a flaw in the slaw.
                    -Rosco P. Coletraine
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                      Cooter Davenport:
                      Breaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net.
                      -Cooter Davenport
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                        Rosco P. Coltraine:
                        I love It, I love It
                        -Rosco P. Coltraine
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                          Rosco P. Coletraine:
                          That was a hurendous crash
                          -Rosco P. Coletraine
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                            Rosco P. Coletraine:
                            That put a quiver in my liver
                            -Rosco P. Coletraine
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                              Boss Hogg:
                              After all if a man don't grow, he dies.
                              -Boss Hogg
                              20592
                                Enos Strate:
                                Monkey See, Monkey Do
                                -Enos Strate
                                20591
                                  Cletus Hogg:
                                  Buzzard on a buzzsaw
                                  -Cletus Hogg
                                  20590
                                    Uncle Jesse:
                                    Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep.
                                    -Uncle Jesse
                                    20589
                                      Narrarator:
                                      Now those duke boys, just don't know what they got theirselves into.
                                      -Narrarator
                                      20588
                                        Roscoe P. Coltrane:
                                        Gkhuh-gkhuh-gkhuh!
                                        -Roscoe P. Coltrane
                                        20587
                                          cooter:
                                          crazzzy cooter coming at ya
                                          -cooter
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                                            Roscoe P. Coltrane:
                                            This is Sheriff Roscooooe P. Coltrane
                                            -Roscoe P. Coltrane