Animaniacs Quotes
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    20504
      Yakko: Hellooooo, Nurse!
      20503
        Wakko: "Knock knock!"
        Dr. Scratchansniff: "Who's there?"
        Wakko: "Max!"
        Dr. Scratchansniff: "Okay... Max who?"
        Wakko: "Max wants to come in and go crazy!"
        20502
          Slappy Squirrel: "What?!"
          Yakko Warner: "I am Hercule Yakko, a sleuth."
          Slappy Squirrel: "Yeah? Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel, asleep!"
          20501
            Wakko: "He was odd..."
            Dot: "He was strange..."
            Porter: "He was a chicken, I tell you; a giant chicken!"
            20500
              Pinky: "Zort!"
              20499
                Pesto: "That's it!"
                20498
                  Rasputin: "Would you kids slow down!!"
                  Yakko: "Why? Everyone else is Russian around here!"
                  20497
                    Minerva Mink: "Say... What kind of wolf are you, anyway?"
                    Wilford B. Wolf: "'Were'..."
                    Minerva Mink: "'Were'? You're a WEREwolf??"
                    Wilford B. Wolf: "Yup."
                    20496
                      Yakko Warner: "I won! I won! I won! What'd I win?"
                      Dr. Scratchansniff: "Nothing."
                      Yakko Warner: "Say, what kind of game show is this??"
                      Dr. Scratchansniff: "This isn't a game show!"
                      Yakko Warner: "Well, I'll say it isn't; nobody wins anything. You'll be lucky to be on the air for one week."
                      20495
                        Ivan Bloski: "This is absurd! You little goons have been bothering me ever since I sat down! Do you know who I am?!"
                        Yakko Warner: "No, but do you know who I am?"
                        Ivan Bloski: "No."
                        Yakko Warner: "Well, then we're even!"
                        20494
                          Dot Warner: "All we know is we like you. We have no taste, but we like you."
                          20493
                            Slappy Squirrel: "You remind me of a very young Scrappy-Doo..."
                            20492
                              Dot Warner: "Men... Go fig'!"
                              20491
                                Slappy Squirrel: "She reminds me of a very young Wilma Flinstone..."
                                20490
                                  Wakko Warner: "I have to potty."
                                  Yakko Warner: "What?"
                                  Wakko Warner: "I have to potty!"
                                  Yakko Warner: "What?"
                                  Wakko Warner: "I have to POTTY!!!"
                                  20489
                                    Yakko: "Does George Hamilton know your tan's better than his?"
                                    Satan: "Silence! I don't want to hear another peep out of you!"
                                    Yakko, Wakko, Dot: "Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep..."
                                    Satan: "Stop peeping!"
                                    Yakko, Wakko, Dot: "Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep..."
                                    20488
                                      Slappy Squirrel: "Eh, that snake doesn't have a leg to stand on... Hey, it's the dawn of time! What did you expect, new jokes?"
                                      20487
                                        Brain: "Turn that off, Pinky. I have to prepare for tomorrow night."
                                        Pinky: "Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?"
                                        Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
                                        20486
                                          Ivan Bloski: "Shh! Shhhhh! Do you know what that means?!"
                                          Yakko Warner: "You have a slow leak?"
                                          20485
                                            Slappy Squirrel: "You remind me of a very young Scooby-Doo..."