20144
Wakko:
I think we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny.
-Wakko
-Wakko
20143
Yakko Warner:
Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
-Yakko Warner
-Yakko Warner
20142
Miles Standish & Yakko:
Begone, pests, and give me the bird!
We'd love to, really, but the FOX censors won't let us.
-Miles Standish & Yakko
We'd love to, really, but the FOX censors won't let us.
-Miles Standish & Yakko
20141
Count Dracula & Yakko:
I am Count Dracula!
Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?
-Count Dracula & Yakko
Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?
-Count Dracula & Yakko
20140
Yakko:
And today's moral is. . .The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...except in New Jersey, where anything blowing in the wind smells funny.
-Yakko
-Yakko
20139
The Warners:
Be afraid. . .be very afraid. . .
-The Warners
-The Warners
20138
Skippy Squirrel:
SPEEEEEEEWWWWW!
-Skippy Squirrel
-Skippy Squirrel
20137
Dot & Yakko:
Do you think this plan will work?
It better - we don't have any more commercial breaks.
-Dot & Yakko
It better - we don't have any more commercial breaks.
-Dot & Yakko
20136
Mindy:
Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
-Mindy
-Mindy
20135
Dot:
I think this uniform needs something; something that says "I'm here to destroy you", but with a sense of fun!
-Dot
-Dot
20134
Wakko & Yakko:
(Going down an up escalator) Hey! Mine's not workin'!
Middle-kid syndrome. . .
-Wakko & Yakko
Middle-kid syndrome. . .
-Wakko & Yakko
20133
Yakko:
Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying! Or try dying! Or do some tie-dying!
-Yakko
-Yakko
20132
Dot:
(Big smile) I'm going to hurt my brother badly.
-Dot
-Dot
20131
Wakko Warner:
Can we call you Dadoo?
-Wakko Warner
-Wakko Warner
20130
Colin, Randy Beaman's friend:
One time, OK, one time Randy Beaman's brother ate pop rocks and drank a soda and his head exploded! Ok, bye!
-Colin, Randy Beaman's friend
-Colin, Randy Beaman's friend
20129
Slappy:
If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.
-Slappy
-Slappy
20128
Runt:
My name's Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy.
-Runt
-Runt
20127
Satan:
Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties.
-Satan
-Satan
20126
Einstein:
If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a Phhhhhh...
-Einstein
-Einstein
20125
Yakko and Wakko:
Helllooooo Nurse!!
-Yakko and Wakko
-Yakko and Wakko
