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    20144
      Wakko:
      I think we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny.

      -Wakko
      20143
        Yakko Warner:
        Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?

        -Yakko Warner
        20142
          Miles Standish & Yakko:
          Begone, pests, and give me the bird!
          We'd love to, really, but the FOX censors won't let us.
          -Miles Standish & Yakko
          20141
            Count Dracula & Yakko:
            I am Count Dracula!
            Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?
            -Count Dracula & Yakko
            20140
              Yakko:
              And today's moral is. . .The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...except in New Jersey, where anything blowing in the wind smells funny.
              -Yakko
              20139
                The Warners:
                Be afraid. . .be very afraid. . .
                -The Warners
                20138
                  Skippy Squirrel:
                  SPEEEEEEEWWWWW!
                  -Skippy Squirrel
                  20137
                    Dot & Yakko:
                    Do you think this plan will work?
                    It better - we don't have any more commercial breaks.
                    -Dot & Yakko
                    20136
                      Mindy:
                      Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
                      -Mindy
                      20135
                        Dot:
                        I think this uniform needs something; something that says "I'm here to destroy you", but with a sense of fun!
                        -Dot
                        20134
                          Wakko & Yakko:
                          (Going down an up escalator) Hey! Mine's not workin'!

                          Middle-kid syndrome. . .
                          -Wakko & Yakko
                          20133
                            Yakko:
                            Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying! Or try dying! Or do some tie-dying!
                            -Yakko
                            20132
                              Dot:
                              (Big smile) I'm going to hurt my brother badly.
                              -Dot
                              20131
                                Wakko Warner:
                                Can we call you Dadoo?
                                -Wakko Warner
                                20130
                                  Colin, Randy Beaman's friend:
                                  One time, OK, one time Randy Beaman's brother ate pop rocks and drank a soda and his head exploded! Ok, bye!
                                  -Colin, Randy Beaman's friend
                                  20129
                                    Slappy:
                                    If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.

                                    -Slappy
                                    20128
                                      Runt:
                                      My name's Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy.
                                      -Runt
                                      20127
                                        Satan:
                                        Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties.
                                        -Satan
                                        20126
                                          Einstein:
                                          If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a Phhhhhh...
                                          -Einstein
                                          20125
                                            Yakko and Wakko:
                                            Helllooooo Nurse!!
                                            -Yakko and Wakko