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    20164
      Pinky & The Brain:
      B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
      P: I think so Brain, but me and Pippy Longstockings?? Think of the children!
      -Pinky & The Brain
      20163
        Dot:
        I could've had sisters but nooooo.
        -Dot
        20162
          The Warners:
          On the home front we're marching along.
          -The Warners
          20161
            Rita:
            Dogs, go fig.
            -Rita
            20160
              Yakko and Michelle Phiffer:
              Yakko: Hi I'm Yakko Warner.
              Michelle Phiffer: Like the studio?
              Yakko: No but we have to live here. We don't have a choice.
              -Yakko and Michelle Phiffer
              20159
                Pinky and the Brain:
                What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?
                The same thing we do every night, Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
                -Pinky and the Brain
                20158
                  King/Yakko:
                  King: The Dragon! The Dragon! The Dragon! The Dragon! Yakko: Will someone please stop that man from saying, 'The Dragon'?
                  *paintbrush paints anvil over King's head. anvil falls on King*
                  Yakko: Thank you.
                  -King/Yakko
                  20157
                    Scratch and Wakko:
                    Wakko: Why does Mr. Plotz want to see me?
                    Dr. Scratchensniff: Because you ate his conference table.
                    Wakko: But I was HUNGRY.

                    -Scratch and Wakko
                    20156
                      The Warners:
                      Dot: Who came up with this stupid 'Wheel of Morality' idea anyway?
                      Yakko: The execs at the Fox Kids' Network.
                      Dot: Ohhhh... They did? What a great idea!

                      -The Warners
                      20155
                        Yakko and Wakko:
                        Yakko: It's that time again!
                        Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?

                        -Yakko and Wakko
                        20154
                          Yakko and Dot:
                          Yakko: It's that time again!
                          Dot: To make fun of the Disney channel?

                          -Yakko and Dot
                          20153
                            Satan and Yakko:
                            Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment!
                            Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?

                            -Satan and Yakko
                            20152
                              Dot:
                              Nice decorating! Let me guess - Satan?

                              -Dot
                              20151
                                Slappy:
                                If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.

                                -Slappy
                                20150
                                  Skippy:
                                  In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.

                                  -Skippy
                                  20149
                                    Slappy and Skippy:
                                    Slappy: Look, have I ever lied to you before?

                                    Skippy: You said keno is legal in Burbank.
                                    -Slappy and Skippy
                                    20148
                                      Skippy and Slappy:
                                      Skippy, You shoulda been asleep hours ago.

                                      I know, Aunt Slappy, but I can't sleep. I keep hearing Santa's sleigh.

                                      Ehhhh, that's just the LAPD choppers.

                                      -Skippy and Slappy
                                      20147
                                        The Brain & Pinky:
                                        Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but where can we find a duck and a hose at this hour?
                                        -The Brain & Pinky
                                        20146
                                          Baloney:
                                          (singing) "I is for Iimagine. M is for Me. A is for the letter A. G is for Gee. I is for...Imagine. N is for Nice. E is for Egad! I said 'imagine' twice!"
                                          20145
                                            Pinky:
                                            NARF
                                            -Pinky