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    20184
      Wakko to Alien:
      *to the Alien from the movie Alien* You have a nastey drooling problem.
      -Wakko to Alien
      20183
        Yakko:
        And today's moral is... Never ask what hot dogs are made of..
        -Yakko
        20182
          the Warners:
          Were the warner brothers and the warner sister.
          -the Warners
          20181
            Whiny Protest Singer from sixties:
            Oh I hate the government, more than you hate mee! I hate the government cause they stole my TV!
            -Whiny Protest Singer from sixties
            20180
              Dot and Yakko:
              Dot: "I found Prince!" *she holds up the artist formally known as prince* Yakko: "No! FINGER prints!" *wiggles his fingers* Dot Looks at Prince discusted "..I don't think so...
              -Dot and Yakko
              20179
                Yakko:
                Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. And today's moral is...
                -Yakko
                20178
                  Dot Warner:
                  Makes you feel all warm and squaishy inside. Either that, or I need a diaper change.
                  -Dot Warner
                  20177
                    Yakko Warner:
                    Of course you realize this means WARners!
                    -Yakko Warner
                    20176
                      Mr. Plotz:
                      Go away clown, you frighten me!!!
                      -Mr. Plotz
                      20175
                        Clown:
                        When the wibber wills wibber in the wind, the wind could wibber back, oh nice and chubby baby!
                        -Clown
                        20174
                          Dr. Scratchnsnif and Yakko:
                          Now how do you avoid bad elocution?" "Stay inside during a thunderstorm.
                          -Dr. Scratchnsnif and Yakko
                          20173
                            Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
                            An anvils black and shiny, it weighs a ton or two, so watch out my chubby friend or one will fall on you!
                            -Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
                            20172
                              Dot:
                              I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here's a note from my shrink. He says I'm getting better. Last week I thought I was a toaster oven!
                              -Dot
                              20171
                                Baloney and Yakko:
                                Wanna sing the Imagine song? Ahhh, not really. Is that cute girl coming back? Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about. There's a shocker.
                                -Baloney and Yakko
                                20170
                                  Dot:
                                  Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick and burned his butt. Thank you.
                                  -Dot
                                  20169
                                    Scratchensniff and Wakko:
                                    Otto: How do you feel?

                                    Wakko: With my hands.
                                    -Scratchensniff and Wakko
                                    20168
                                      Animaniacs To Pablo Picasso:
                                      Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?

                                      Others; EEEWWWW!
                                      -Animaniacs To Pablo Picasso
                                      20167
                                        Yakko:
                                        Goodnight Everybody!
                                        -Yakko
                                        20166
                                          Slappy:
                                          You know, you remind me of a very young Yippy, Yappy, and Yahooie... Who ever they are, I have no idea!
                                          -Slappy
                                          20165
                                            Pinky and The Brain:
                                            B: It's the nineties, Pinky. Do you realize what this means? P: Um, we missed the Disco years?
                                            -Pinky and The Brain