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    20204
      Yakko:
      I AM the King!
      -Yakko
      20203
        Wakko Yakko and audiance:
        Wakko: "Hey mister! Pull a rabbit out of your pants!!" Audiance: "SHHHH!" Yakko: "What, are ya leaky tires?"
        -Wakko Yakko and audiance
        20202
          Yakko Warner:
          You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? WE'LL DO IT! But we're not doing it for the money. And we're not doing it for the sake of art! We're doing it because... We like paint
          -Yakko Warner
          20201
            Yakko and a Starfish:
            -Yakko- Starfish have no brain. *asks the starfish* Ahh, Excuse me. -Starfish- Yeaap? -Yakko- Can you tell me where the beach is? -Starfish- mmmmmm... Nooope. -Yakko- This has been another, Useless Fact.
            -Yakko and a Starfish
            20200
              Yakko Warner:
              And now for another--- Useless Facts!
              -Yakko Warner
              20199
                Wakko (wagering on Jeperdy):
                I'LL BLOW THE WAD!
                -Wakko (wagering on Jeperdy)
                20198
                  Animaniacs:
                  We're Animany--Totally insaney! -- Nova-caine-y! -- No pain no gain-y! -- Penny Lane-y! -- Tarzan and Jane-y! -- Hunch back of Nottre-dame-y! -- Pinky and the Brainy! --(yakko) uhhhh...-- Here's the shows name-y! --Ana-mani-acs! Those are the facts!
                  -Animaniacs
                  20197
                    Yakko Warner:
                    Eskimos have more than 100 words for ice, and no words for "hello". *to an Eskimo man* Oh, Hello. "......................." This has been another, Useless Fact.
                    -Yakko Warner
                    20196
                      Yakko, MichealAngelo and Dot:
                      MichealAngelo "No, it's supposed to look like this!" *pulls out the plans for the Sistine Chapel* Dot: "Oh! More Naked people!" Yakko: "I-wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike. This is a church." *wads it up*
                      -Yakko, MichealAngelo and Dot
                      20195
                        Wakko Warner:
                        I never get to get it!(the phone)
                        -Wakko Warner
                        20194
                          Yakko:
                          Heh heh heh... Courtesy laugh..
                          -Yakko
                          20193
                            Yakko (drops the Tiger Prince):
                            ooh.. I thought they were supposed to land on their feet...
                            -Yakko (drops the Tiger Prince)
                            20192
                              Kittens sing to Rita:
                              Milk, milk Milk, milk Milk, please, Mama 'Xcuse our tune But we're gonna faint If we don't get food Milk, please, Mama Mama, please!
                              -Kittens sing to Rita
                              20191
                                Indian man and Yakko:
                                Indian- I am KweeKway! Yakko: Yeah, Beans will do that to ya.
                                -Indian man and Yakko
                                20190
                                  Yakko Warner:
                                  We paint Ceilings Ceilings and only Ceilings! We don't paint floors cause they're beneath us.
                                  -Yakko Warner
                                  20189
                                    The Warners:
                                    Yakko: "It's that time again!" Dot: "To get our rabies shot?" Wakko: "To make bubbles with our spit?" Yakko: "No, it's time to learn today's lesson. And to find out what it is, we turn to--The Wheel of Morality! Wheel of morality turn turn turn.
                                    -The Warners
                                    20188
                                      Yakko Warner:
                                      Friends, we'll paint any ceiling for just 29.95, RIIIGHT. How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you'll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you'll have nothing IN your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings! ..
                                      -Yakko Warner
                                      20187
                                        MichealAngelo and Yakko:
                                        MichealAngelo: "You fools I'm the great MichealAngelo! And this is the sistene chapel!" Yakko: "Oh yeah?! If you're so great what did you do with the other fifteen chapels huh?! Got ya there!
                                        -MichealAngelo and Yakko
                                        20186
                                          Everyone and Dot:
                                          Everyone: Polka Dot?? Dot: Why not? *busts out into polka dancing*
                                          -Everyone and Dot
                                          20185
                                            Dot:
                                            Tee hee, Curtsy laugh
                                            -Dot