Animaniacs Quotes
    Close
    20224
      Yakko and Dot:
      -Dot- "Voice director? Whose that?" -Yakko- "She's the one who tells you to redo your lines a million times, and faster!" -Dot- "Oh Her! I haaate her!"
      -Yakko and Dot
      20223
        Yakko and Wakko:
        *reading the end credits* -Yakko- "Rob Paulsen as Yakko. Pfft, Yeah right.." -Wakko- "Jess Harnell as Wakko.. I heard he's pretty cute actually!"
        -Yakko and Wakko
        20222
          Yakko:
          And now another Disaster Piece Theater.
          -Yakko
          20221
            Yakko:
            I have a better idea, lets play 'What Happend to the Warners'!
            -Yakko
            20220
              Wakko and Yakko:
              Wakko: That was a close one. --Yakko: That was a weird one.
              -Wakko and Yakko
              20219
                Dr. Scratchnsniff and Yakko:
                Dr. Scratchnsniff: Stop playing with my bust!
                -Yakko:......Goodnight, everybody!
                -Dr. Scratchnsniff and Yakko
                20218
                  Yakko:
                  We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they DIE one by one, but we can't...
                  -Yakko
                  20217
                    King and Yakko:
                    -King: I am NOT your daddy!
                    -Yakko: That's not what mommy said!

                    -King and Yakko
                    20216
                      Yakko:
                      This is a man who knows what he wants -- he's also a man NOBODY wants!
                      -Yakko
                      20215
                        Yakko:
                        You got a good head on your shoulders, Plotz -- too bad you haven't got a neck!
                        -Yakko
                        20214
                          Wakko and Yakko:
                          -Wakko: Do you get virtigo?
                          -Yakko: Nah.
                          -Wakko: Me either.
                          -Yakko: Yeah, I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.
                          -Wakko and Yakko
                          20213
                            Yakko:
                            Now it's gettin' scary.
                            -Yakko
                            20212
                              Yakko:
                              I know when we're not wanted! I know when we should just go home! ..... Now, is not one of those times.
                              -Yakko
                              20211
                                The Brain:
                                Yes! Always!
                                -The Brain
                                20210
                                  Colorful world of Walnuts video:
                                  *singing* The world is a carosel of walnuts! Beautiful colorful walnuts!
                                  -Colorful world of Walnuts video
                                  20209
                                    Yakko:
                                    WE'LL DO IT! But we're not doing it for the money. And we're not doing it for the sake of art! We're doing it because... We like painting Naked people!
                                    -Yakko
                                    20208
                                      Yakko:
                                      *kisses his check* WE'RE RICH! *TP Takes his check away* WE'RE POOR!
                                      -Yakko
                                      20207
                                        Yakko:
                                        *TP decides to hire the warners-Yakko shakes his hand* You'll never live to regret it!
                                        -Yakko
                                        20206
                                          Mel Gibson Danny Glover and Joe Peshie at a party:
                                          Danny Glover: *tries to open a huge organ on his plate* How do you open this? -Mel Gibson *Slams his head into it* -Danny Glover: Maan, I'm getting too old for this.. *turns to Joe Peshie* You want this? -Joe Peshi: *pulls his bow tie like a pull string*
                                          -Mel Gibson Danny Glover and Joe Peshie at a party
                                          20205
                                            Rita (to Runt):
                                            I. Am. A. Ca-t.
                                            -Rita (to Runt)