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    20264
      Yakko:
      and today's moral is.. Vote early and vote often.
      -Yakko
      20263
        Yakko:
        and today's moral is, Always keep a good joke and an escape route in your back pocket.
        -Yakko
        20262
          yakko:
          And today's moral is, It's easy to be brave--from a safe distance.
          -yakko
          20261
            Yakko:
            And the Moral of today's story is... Don't go towards the light. Especially if it's a headlight.
            -Yakko
            20260
              Yakko:
              And the moral of today's story is... Never eat green beans and bacon bits at the same time. NEVER!
              -Yakko
              20259
                Yakko:
                And the Moral of todays' story is.. Bankrupt. Go back to start.
                -Yakko
                20258
                  Yakko:
                  And the Moral of today's story is..Brush your teeth after every meal.
                  -Yakko
                  20257
                    Yakko:
                    And the moral of today's story is! Slow and steady wins the race...but it's faster to take a taxi.
                    -Yakko
                    20256
                      Yakko:
                      And the moral of todays' story is.. 42.
                      -Yakko
                      20255
                        Yakko:
                        And the moral of today's story is... Smile, nod, and walk away sloooowly.
                        -Yakko
                        20254
                          Yakko:
                          And the moral of todays' story is.... Insert Moral Here...
                          -Yakko
                          20253
                            Yakko:
                            And today's moral is! Possums have pouches like kangaroos.
                            -Yakko
                            20252
                              Yakko:
                              And today's moral is! Open mouth, insert something that starts with "foo".
                              -Yakko
                              20251
                                Yakko and Dot:
                                Yakko: That's worse that Sweat into the Oldies. -Dot: But not as annoying. -Yakko: True. No Richard Simmons.
                                -Yakko and Dot
                                20250
                                  Dot and Wakko:
                                  Dot: Your mouth may say noo! -Wakko: But your eyes say yes!
                                  -Dot and Wakko
                                  20249
                                    Yakko:
                                    Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
                                    -Yakko
                                    20248
                                      Yakko:
                                      *Wally Llama goes crazy* ...Maybe we should just write 'Dear Abby'.
                                      -Yakko
                                      20247
                                        Yakko:
                                        *talking about the Chocolate Flaxeed Easter Bunny* Wait till they get to the creamy filling!
                                        -Yakko
                                        20246
                                          Dot:
                                          Don't look down! You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out ALLL OOOVER!
                                          -Dot
                                          20245
                                            Flaxeed and Yakko:
                                            flaxeed:What do you want! -Yak: Well, world peace would be nice. And a Cheverlay in every drive way. An end of pestilance and famine.. and pestilance. Until then, we're just browsing
                                            -Flaxeed and Yakko