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    20284
      Yakko and Dot:
      Yakko: [reciting "A Midsummer Night's Dream"] For I am an honest Puck... Dot: [translating] I'm not touching that one!
      -Yakko and Dot
      20283
        Ms Flamel and Yakko:
        F: Yakko, can you conjugate? Y: Who? Me? I've never even kissed a girl! F: No, it's very simple. I'll conjugate with you. Y: Good night, everybody!
        -Ms Flamel and Yakko
        20282
          Ms Flamel and the Warners:
          F: Find your seats! Y: [showing his butt] Got my seat.W:Got mine. D: Here's mine. Y: [Flamiel] Bet you don't have trouble finding yours.
          -Ms Flamel and the Warners
          20281
            Saddam Husein and Yakko:
            Sadam: Do you know who I am? Yakko: Why? Did you forget?
            -Saddam Husein and Yakko
            20280
              Ms Flamiel and Wakko:
              Flamiel: Wakko, what is the meaning of the word, "procrastination"? Wakko: I'll tell you tomorrow.
              -Ms Flamiel and Wakko
              20279
                Dot Yakko:
                Dot: Oh! More naked people!
                Yakko: I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike...This is a church.
                -Dot Yakko
                20278
                  Wakko:
                  Pictures?! He wants pictures!
                  -Wakko
                  20277
                    Mike, Yakko, Dot:
                    Dot: Say why don't you paint that "Moaning Lisa" Leanardo?
                    Mike: That's DaVinchi!
                    Dot: That's delightful!
                    Yakko: That's delovely!
                    -Mike, Yakko, Dot
                    20276
                      Yakko:
                      There's the Florida Keys! Right between the Florida pocket lent and the Florida spare change!
                      -Yakko
                      20275
                        Wacko:
                        Potty emergency, potty emergency!
                        -Wacko
                        20274
                          Yakko:
                          Someday I'm gonna find those singers.
                          -Yakko
                          20273
                            Yakko:
                            The moral of today's story is.. A clown is not a spider...a clown will not bite you and throw you in the basement...
                            -Yakko
                            20272
                              Yakko:
                              And the moral of today's story is... People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark.
                              -Yakko
                              20271
                                Yakko:
                                And the moral of today's story is... We are what we are. What are we again?
                                -Yakko
                                20270
                                  Yakko:
                                  And the moral of today's story is... No one really knows what they are doing.
                                  -Yakko
                                  20269
                                    Yakko:
                                    And the moral of today's story is... You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna how to act.
                                    -Yakko
                                    20268
                                      Yakko:
                                      And today's moral is.. Please deposit twenty-five cents.
                                      -Yakko
                                      20267
                                        Yakko:
                                        And today's moral is... Don't eat with your mouth full
                                        -Yakko
                                        20266
                                          Yakko:
                                          And today's moral is... You're only worth the number of pennies in your couch
                                          -Yakko
                                          20265
                                            Yakko:
                                            And todays' moral is, Don't be a fool, stay in school
                                            -Yakko